The newest craze to hit the world!

infinite monkey · 09-12-2011, 11:22 AM

It's called Peeing.

You hike up one leg over an object, like a dog would to a tree or fire hydrant, and stand there like you're peeing on it...like a dog.

Next up in world crazes: birding. You jump out of a tree over passers-by and throw 'white-out' at them while you descend.

Brilliance!

Spexxvet · 09-12-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

It's called Peeing.

You hike up one leg over an object, like a dog would to a tree or fire hydrant, and stand there like you're peeing on it...like a dog.

Do you get more points if you actually *do* pee?

infinite monkey · 09-12-2011, 12:11 PM

I don't know. Would that add to or subtract from the intrinsic artistic expression?

Let me look around and see what everyone else is doing.

monster · 09-12-2011, 07:55 PM

Can Brits throw Tippex?

Beest · 09-13-2011, 11:52 AM

Of course Rodney, the man who brought us Plonking back in '81 has since moved on, but maybe it's due for a retro revival.

( Which brings up for the cool/ colloquial saying threads "Only fools and horses work")

For really getting back to basics, I foresee Standing, especially in lines at bus stops, advanced practioners may combine this with Staring.

Personally I'm all about the Sleeping, which I combine with Standing and Staring.

infinite monkey · 09-13-2011, 12:21 PM

I don't want to hear any more about this "Rodney" character!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonking

People around here aren't nearly ready for Standing and Staring. However, they are getting really good at Sitting and Staring. Whether from the passenger seat of their 1988 Ford Festiva, or from behind the wheel of their Wally World Go Shop'Em Scooter, they can sit and stare better than anyone else in the world.

Don't even get me started on Sitting, Staring, and Drooling.

infinite monkey · 09-16-2011, 03:53 PM

Snorting and Snotting is taking over!

09-12-2011, 11:22 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The newest craze to hit the world! It's called Peeing. You hike up one leg over an object, like a dog would to a tree or fire hydrant, and stand there like you're peeing on it...like a dog. Next up in world crazes: birding. You jump out of a tree over passers-by and throw 'white-out' at them while you descend. Brilliance! Last edited by infinite monkey; 09-12-2011 at 11:30 AM. Reason: clarity

09-12-2011, 07:55 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Can Brits throw Tippex? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-12-2011, 12:11 PM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't know. Would that add to or subtract from the intrinsic artistic expression? Let me look around and see what everyone else is doing.

09-13-2011, 11:52 AM	#5
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	Of course Rodney, the man who brought us Plonking back in '81 has since moved on, but maybe it's due for a retro revival. ( Which brings up for the cool/ colloquial saying threads "Only fools and horses work") For really getting back to basics, I foresee Standing, especially in lines at bus stops, advanced practioners may combine this with Staring. Personally I'm all about the Sleeping, which I combine with Standing and Staring.

09-13-2011, 12:21 PM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't want to hear any more about this "Rodney" character! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonking People around here aren't nearly ready for Standing and Staring. However, they are getting really good at Sitting and Staring. Whether from the passenger seat of their 1988 Ford Festiva, or from behind the wheel of their Wally World Go Shop'Em Scooter, they can sit and stare better than anyone else in the world. Don't even get me started on Sitting, Staring, and Drooling.

09-16-2011, 03:53 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Snorting and Snotting is taking over!

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