Goats

[xoxoxoBruce]

This baby goat was born in Malaysia to a goat belonging to a farmer in a small village. People immediately started speculating who buggered the goat, who sired this human faced thing. People came to the farmer offering more and more money for the carcass but he declined, turning it over to the State Veterinary Service instead. I suspect because without an official explanation people would be looking sideways at him for the rest of his life. They said it would take three or four weeks for paternity testing to assure the people. Privately they suspect the goat was stillborn, and while still soft was trampled by it's mother.