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Old 08-31-2020, 11:06 PM   #6046
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The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.
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Old 09-01-2020, 07:24 AM   #6047
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I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.
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Old 09-01-2020, 11:24 AM   #6048
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I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.
I was right: I do not think I ever saw one of those.
The Pete Rose one may date them.
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Old 09-01-2020, 03:52 PM   #6049
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I've been curious about Kool-Aid pickles...


Not curious enough to do anything about it though.
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Old 09-01-2020, 09:14 PM   #6050
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I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.
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I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.
That was then.

This is now.

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Old 09-01-2020, 09:38 PM   #6051
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Didn't he used to do things like knock down a wall so kids could watch a ballgame rather than just destroying shit because he can?
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Old 09-02-2020, 02:28 PM   #6052
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I killed that brain cell long ago.
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Old 09-02-2020, 03:39 PM   #6053
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We used to put grain alcohol in that. I don't have any desire.
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Old 09-05-2020, 10:45 AM   #6054
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Old 09-06-2020, 09:17 AM   #6055
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The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.
Richard Brautigan has a short story in Trout Fishing In America called "Kool-Aid Wino."



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Old 09-06-2020, 11:05 AM   #6056
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nice
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Old 09-06-2020, 09:28 PM   #6057
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...in a voice filled with sand and string...
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Old 09-07-2020, 08:15 AM   #6058
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This made me chuckle.
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Old 09-07-2020, 09:57 AM   #6059
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Old 09-07-2020, 06:13 PM   #6060
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How do you know this isn't happening all the time?
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