Weird News - Page 199

classicman · 01-04-2015, 04:31 PM

I was born with mine ... jus sayin.

Gravdigr · 01-05-2015, 12:12 PM

I've been saying this for years. Literally.

Just Hit The Damn Deer

xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2015, 01:28 PM

Yes, safer than leaving the road by a long shot.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2015, 03:40 PM

Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue.

The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read:

"Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter"

Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name?

It's Kirby Delauter.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-07-2015, 06:03 PM

Kirby Delauter? Is that the Kirby Delauter, R-District 5, on the County Council, of Frederick County Maryland? Of course, nobody should write about Kirby Delauter or use Kirby Delauter's name without his permission, just because he's a publicly elected politician. He's probably embarrassed his mama named him after a vacuum cleaner.

Clodfobble · 01-08-2015, 06:23 AM

It's probably the same Kirby Delauter who visits Dental Excellence of Blue Bell, Pennsylvania.

Gravdigr · 01-08-2015, 03:20 PM

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BigV · 01-09-2015, 11:17 AM

Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

glatt · 01-16-2015, 07:33 AM

St. Elmo family creates giant icicle in yard.

Quote:

When the temperature dropped about two weeks ago, Ragel and her son, Garrick Moreland, saw their chance. Moreland climbed into one of Ragel’s trees, attached a hose, and turned on the water.

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infinite monkey · 01-16-2015, 08:47 AM

lol...I thought the figure was the Virgin Mary and they were recreating the "Mary in a Bathtub" phenom.

monster · 01-19-2015, 07:16 PM

5-year-old invoiced for no-show at a birthday party

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360

BigV · 01-20-2015, 12:35 AM

Wow, mom's wrapped a little too tight.

lumberjim · 01-20-2015, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

Ok... Who here has EVER rubbed one out whilst operating a motor vehicle?

Furthermore, who has had oral to fruition, whilst driving?

If you can answer 'me!' to both, then you are a total freak, and have my respeck.

fargon · 01-20-2015, 07:07 AM

Me for both, I am a total freak.

busterb · 01-20-2015, 09:43 AM

Snake bites customer on head in Lowe's
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...owes/22013801/

01-04-2015, 04:31 PM	#2971
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I was born with mine ... jus sayin. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-05-2015, 12:12 PM	#2972
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've been saying this for years. Literally. Just Hit The Damn Deer __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-05-2015, 01:28 PM	#2973
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, safer than leaving the road by a long shot. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-07-2015, 03:40 PM	#2974
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue. The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read: "Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter" Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name? It's Kirby Delauter. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-07-2015, 06:03 PM	#2975
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Kirby Delauter? Is that the Kirby Delauter, R-District 5, on the County Council, of Frederick County Maryland? Of course, nobody should write about Kirby Delauter or use Kirby Delauter's name without his permission, just because he's a publicly elected politician. He's probably embarrassed his mama named him after a vacuum cleaner. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-08-2015, 06:23 AM	#2976
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's probably the same Kirby Delauter who visits Dental Excellence of Blue Bell, Pennsylvania. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-08-2015, 03:20 PM	#2977
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	From the 'comments' below the story: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-09-2015, 11:17 AM	#2978
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class. Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through. Don't Jerk and Drive. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-16-2015, 08:47 AM	#2980
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	lol...I thought the figure was the Virgin Mary and they were recreating the "Mary in a Bathtub" phenom.

01-19-2015, 07:16 PM	#2981
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	5-year-old invoiced for no-show at a birthday party http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-20-2015, 12:35 AM	#2982
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Wow, mom's wrapped a little too tight. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-20-2015, 07:07 AM	#2984
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Me for both, I am a total freak. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-20-2015, 09:43 AM	#2985
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Snake bites customer on head in Lowe's http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...owes/22013801/ __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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