Breast Implants and Eyeglasses

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 10:20 AM

Do you see any similarities? I do, but I might be nuts, so i'd like to ask the panel.....

Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?

elSicomoro · 06-12-2004, 10:25 AM

Breast implants are not necessary, eyeglasses can be.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 10:25 AM

no. similarities, not differences.

elSicomoro · 06-12-2004, 10:28 AM

But you asked, "Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?" My sentence was essentially a "no."

As far as similarities: they usually come in pairs, they can be small or big and they can bounce around.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 10:33 AM

bounce around.....funny

ok, let me give you an inkling of my direction of thought.

as far as atracting a mate and procreating, do you see a correlation?

jaguar · 06-12-2004, 10:57 AM

no.

In raw evolutionary terms glasses are a sign of flaws.

Torrere · 06-12-2004, 11:00 AM

no.

you might do better if you talk about contacts.

SteveDallas · 06-12-2004, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
As far as similarities: they usually come in pairs, they can be small or big and they can bounce around.

Lacking experience with the former, I will ask: "Do they get steamed up when you come into a warm house in the winter?"

richlevy · 06-12-2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
Do you see any similarities? I do, but I might be nuts, so i'd like to ask the panel.....

Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?

I asked A.L.I.C.E..

Quote:

Human: Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.

Ok, so she's a robot.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 11:09 AM

i have alice talking to jabberwacky at the moment. alice is much faster

SteveDallas · 06-12-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by jaguar
no.

In raw evolutionary terms glasses are a sign of flaws.

I'm not sure if this is as true as it once was, given the vastly higher incidence of nearsightedness among literate societies.

When I was reseaching myodisc glasses, I ran across a page devoted ot photos of girls with really really thick glasses, maintained by a guy with a fetish for same. I'd post it but I don't see it now (pardon the pun); at the time (must have been 2 or 3 years ago) it was on the 1st page of Google hits for "myodisc."

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 11:18 AM

yeah, well, i was thinking that maybe a girl that gets tits for graduation has a much better chance of finding a mate of higher quality than if she had not gotten them ( physical qualities to be specific).
torrere and jag have a point about the contacts. I was more thinking about the way glasses have made it possible for people to function at higher level than if the technology was not available, thereby becoming more attractive to a potential mate.

ie, will the proliferation of breast implants have an impact on the natural selection process? i believe eyeglasses have. will fake tits?

jaguar · 06-12-2004, 11:24 AM

You can get good tits without the plastic surgery and are commonly both blindingly obvious and some pretty awful, I think not.

You're exchanging messages between AIs? Do you actually have a job? :P

jinx · 06-12-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
yeah, well, i was thinking that maybe a girl that gets tits for graduation has a much better chance of finding a mate of higher quality than if she had not gotten them ( physical qualities to be specific).
torrere and jag have a point about the contacts. I was more thinking about the way glasses have made it possible for people to function at higher level than if the technology was not available, thereby becoming more attractive to a potential mate.

ie, will the proliferation of breast implants have an impact on the natural selection process? i believe eyeglasses have. will fake tits?

Define "mate of higher quality" please.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 11:26 AM

got boring pretty quick. alice seems to be the real deal. i think jabberwacky just exchanges user inputs.

yes, i have a job. it's one of those "wait around and then spring into action" type jobs. fits nicely with the cellar.

06-12-2004, 10:20 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Breast Implants and Eyeglasses Do you see any similarities? I do, but I might be nuts, so i'd like to ask the panel..... Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 10:25 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no. similarities, not differences. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 10:33 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	bounce around.....funny ok, let me give you an inkling of my direction of thought. as far as atracting a mate and procreating, do you see a correlation? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 10:57 AM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	no. In raw evolutionary terms glasses are a sign of flaws. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-12-2004, 11:09 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have alice talking to jabberwacky at the moment. alice is much faster __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 10:25 AM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Breast implants are not necessary, eyeglasses can be.

06-12-2004, 10:28 AM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	But you asked, "Are breast implants in young women the eyeglasses of this century?" My sentence was essentially a "no." As far as similarities: they usually come in pairs, they can be small or big and they can bounce around.

06-12-2004, 11:00 AM	#7
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	no. you might do better if you talk about contacts.

06-12-2004, 11:18 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, well, i was thinking that maybe a girl that gets tits for graduation has a much better chance of finding a mate of higher quality than if she had not gotten them ( physical qualities to be specific). torrere and jag have a point about the contacts. I was more thinking about the way glasses have made it possible for people to function at higher level than if the technology was not available, thereby becoming more attractive to a potential mate. ie, will the proliferation of breast implants have an impact on the natural selection process? i believe eyeglasses have. will fake tits? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 11:24 AM	#13
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	You can get good tits without the plastic surgery and are commonly both blindingly obvious and some pretty awful, I think not. You're exchanging messages between AIs? Do you actually have a job? :P __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-12-2004, 11:26 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	got boring pretty quick. alice seems to be the real deal. i think jabberwacky just exchanges user inputs. yes, i have a job. it's one of those "wait around and then spring into action" type jobs. fits nicely with the cellar. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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