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Old 09-19-2006, 10:59 AM   #16
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I just feel so stupid for having an accident. I knew I could count on the cellar. UT, once again, you rock. I hope this thread helps anyone else who's having a crappy day too.
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Old 09-19-2006, 12:53 PM   #17
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I think the pig and the kiddie was the best one
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:34 PM   #18
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Bummer Lab, at least you can sweet talk your agent.
Nice work UT!

edit strike that!

Yohoho you'll be needing to ply im wit a flagon o rum to ave yer ways wid im.

Well stood Toady me lad.
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:09 PM   #19
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Shiver me crossmembers! Here comes LabRat at ramming speed! Prepare to repel boarders!
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:11 PM   #20
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LabSweetie--this is a sweet nothing in your cellestial ear. No one was hurt! NO ONE! All the saints in Nawlin's be praised! Honey, it's ok. We've all done similar. Actually, I've done much, much worse. You had no ill intent-an accident is called an accident 'coz it is one. It's so ok. It's not your fault! You still belong to the family of man--everyone loves you
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:37 PM   #21
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I was so caught up in my morning drama i plum forgot abot TLAPD.

Thanks for t' help buckos, I'll be havin' dat flagon o' rum t'night in yer honor.
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:15 PM   #22
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Just hard enough for my front licence plate bolt to puncture her bumper.
Is that all?! Shit, I hit a parked car, in my driveway, and pulled off way more damage than that...

Bonus: Now LJ parks on the street.
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:35 PM   #23
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aye, i'm nothin' if not trainable. buy, ho, the first time i lose a side mirror, it's overboard ye go!
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:41 PM   #24
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Saint LJ.
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Old 09-19-2006, 08:01 PM   #25
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The Jinx/LJ tale reminded me of my major bonehead play one day in historic Independence Square. I had parked along the curb, and was opening my door, having failed to look in the mirror or oncoming traffic. A passing truck's mirror clipped the top corner of the partially opened door, shattering his mirror and making the door slightly unhappy.

Did you know they give you tickets for stupidity, despite having insurance and it being an accident and you're real sorry and stuff? Yup.
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Old 09-25-2006, 12:29 PM   #26
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just in case you have a relapse:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1084093
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Old 09-25-2006, 02:34 PM   #27
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I don't even know what to say or think about all that.. but its getting favorited
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:03 PM   #28
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Ahh, some of those were used in this, which I should have thought of immediately when I saw this thread.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:07 PM   #29
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Those cats are making me cry.
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:42 PM   #30
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where the h*ll did you get those pictures of my cats?

*sweeps house for hidden cameras (and cats)*
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