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Old 10-17-2006, 11:01 AM   #16
Sundae
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
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Old 10-17-2006, 11:57 AM   #17
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:23 PM   #18
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:50 PM   #19
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On da can
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:52 PM   #20
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:53 PM   #21
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Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:58 PM   #22
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:14 PM   #23
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:17 PM   #24
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:29 PM   #25
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Spam I am
I like green eggs and ham
it up every chance I get
Cuz the mod are so moderate
So you're stuck with me
Wanna see my pee-pee?
Too bad
Cuz I'm free
to show it all to the bored
Look at all the victories
I think I've scored
I cum all over my screen
When you folks are so mean
I'm a legend in my own mind
And on the internet
No one can kick me from behind
(although I wish you could
it gets me off)
But I ain't getting off here
'till I've shot my every last wad
And word, too
Heh Heh heh
Too bad for YOU!
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:50 PM   #26
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Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:16 PM   #27
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Whose posts these are I think I know
His ass is in the cellar, though.
They will not see me stopping here
What with ignore, and all the blow

My little boss must think it queer
To hear me laugh, then hear me sneer
Between our cubicles, doors and walls
Which let me hang about down here

A thread to start, a thread to bear
To answer that? No one will care
Just mind your p's and q's my friend
Don't think that you have much to share

The cellar's lovely, dark and deep
But I have duties I must keep
And who will know when I will weep
And who knows if I make a peep
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:07 PM   #28
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To continue...

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)
What is the troll's goal?
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:09 PM   #29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode
Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...
It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!

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Old 10-17-2006, 09:15 PM   #30
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...to dominate the leading roll....
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