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Old 08-28-2016, 11:46 AM   #3361
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Dildos are relevant because they are banned on campus. It's not just a random mockery, it's a direct comparison.
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Old 08-28-2016, 09:23 PM   #3362
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Seriously? Banned? Do they search rooms for illegal sex toys there now?
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Old 08-30-2016, 03:38 PM   #3363
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No, but, the local battery store has a watch list.
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Old 08-30-2016, 03:41 PM   #3364
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Here is a great interview/panel discussion with Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Michael McKean, and co-creator Peter Gould from Better Call Saul.

I found it to be a really good read. But, then, I'm a fan, so...
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Old 08-30-2016, 08:33 PM   #3365
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A site with fantastic cutaway drawings of cars, planes, boats and shit.

http://www.foodman123.com/cut.htm
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Old 08-30-2016, 10:18 PM   #3366
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Seriously? Banned? Do they search rooms for illegal sex toys there now?
Not illegal to possess them, you just can't openly carry or display them in public. Just like you used to be able to concealed-carry, but not open-carry, firearms. Now they've just recently allowed open carry of weapons, but you can still get arrested for carrying a dildo on your way to class. So everyone who wants to protest the open-carry law is waving a dildo around instead.
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Old 08-31-2016, 12:38 PM   #3367
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No, but, the local battery store has a watch list.
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Old 09-13-2016, 08:29 PM   #3368
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This makes perfect sense.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
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Old 09-13-2016, 08:52 PM   #3369
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Fuck all that noise. I'm happy.
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Old 09-13-2016, 09:14 PM   #3370
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Fuck all that noise. I'm happy.
Me too.
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Old 09-14-2016, 12:17 PM   #3371
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Or maybe we're all full of shit.

I am not happy, and do not pretend to be.
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Old 09-14-2016, 06:30 PM   #3372
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I'm not full of shit. I'm fine. Nothing, in this moment, is lacking. I'm happy.

You don't have to be. But you could be. If you wanted to be.
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:15 PM   #3373
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...clap your hands...
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Old 09-14-2016, 10:03 PM   #3374
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"Scoff. I'm not the ignorant masses' definition of happy."

Bitch, you don't know my definition of happy. He could have written that whole thing from the perspective of "happiness is not..." But instead he chose to write it as "I'm not like the rest of you." Which ironically makes him exactly like the rest of us, keening for uniqueness in a sea of people who are all just people.
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Old 09-15-2016, 11:10 AM   #3375
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people, who are people, are the happiest people...
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