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Old 06-15-2017, 07:57 PM   #661
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A cave man could do it... if he had bottle caps and epoxy.
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:10 AM   #662
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The boy wouldn't want to get off his rocker...
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Old 06-17-2017, 11:55 PM   #663
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Cover the bench with a bear skin, the backrest with a tiger skin, a few slaves waving Ostrich tail feather fans, maybe plucking a lute an also a harp.
Near Naked women serving peeled grapes, dried figs, and wine chilled with snow carried by runners from the mountains.

Still doesn't match a La-Z-Boy and Netflix.
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:38 PM   #664
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Nice.

A stern seat for a naughty odalisque.
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Old 06-21-2017, 02:22 AM   #665
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Are you talkin' dirty?

It's the first day of Summer in the top half of the globe so if your firepit isn't ready better get your ass in gear.
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:22 AM   #666
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If you could only slide up.
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:11 PM   #667
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You could make your own planes, although it's probably smart to buy the blades. They're a whole nother kettle of fish.
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Old 06-24-2017, 11:50 PM   #668
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My god those are steep! They're practically scrapers instead of planes. wtf?
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:40 AM   #669
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Reclaiming an industrial table/bench is easier than from scratch, but they've become pretty spendy because of increased demand and diminished supply.
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Old 07-05-2017, 03:26 AM   #670
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You could whittle an Indian from some Cedar...
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:30 PM   #671
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Shouldn't take more than twenty minutes.
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:41 PM   #672
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I've thought about that actually. But I haven't gotten as far as sourcing a log.

I'd prefer to carve a figurehead.
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Old 07-13-2017, 02:13 AM   #673
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At first it sounds like a great idea, but it may be more trouble than it's worth.
It would take a specific lifestyle to make it worthwhile.
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Old 07-13-2017, 11:48 PM   #674
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You could do a plane crash, truck/car collision, or any disaster which would produce a lot of steam/smoke. maybe a Divorce Court.
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:24 AM   #675
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The top two are a table?

Pretty cool. I wonder how dey do dat?
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