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Old 02-28-2018, 02:23 PM   #1
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Five Word Movie Reviews

Murder On The Orient Express (2017)

"What a magnificent fucking mustache."
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Old 02-28-2018, 08:30 PM   #2
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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Old 02-28-2018, 08:31 PM   #3
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what is a fucking mustache, though? does it have extra tendrils for sensation purposes, or a special waterproof coating? Or is it waxed into a solid pointy thing?
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Old 03-02-2018, 01:59 PM   #4
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It tickles.
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Old 03-02-2018, 01:59 PM   #5
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Also, it gives the grammar nazis something to do.
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Old 03-03-2018, 11:27 AM   #6
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50/50

Gordon-Levit, Rogan, Kendrick, fuck cancer
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Old 03-03-2018, 12:50 PM   #7
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Don't talk about Fight Club
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Old 03-03-2018, 12:53 PM   #8
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A Glass Case of Emotion

I can't pullover any farther!

What? Ridden on a horse?

A glitch in the Matrix
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Old 08-08-2018, 03:06 PM   #9
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Damn. That is Jim Carrey!

I was stunned by Carrey's performance in this movie. Stunned. The movie was ok, no great shakes. But Carrey? Wow.

I didn't rent the movie so I didn't see the box, or Carrey's name on it. We were watching and we were all like 'Is that Jim Carrey? Looks like him, doesn't sound like him.' We'd convinced ourselves that it was some Polish actor that was his lost twin.
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