Strange compliments - Page 7

Shawnee123 · 03-24-2009, 02:18 PM

If his name is Rumplestiltskin, now there's a story! :p

capnhowdy · 03-24-2009, 06:41 PM

Will her new flame be referred to as a 'Tiki torch'?

ZenGum · 03-24-2009, 09:15 PM

I hope he is Ricky. Their kid can be Tavi.

Trilby · 03-24-2009, 09:26 PM

nice one, Zen.

I once had somebody give me a strange compliment. He said, "strange brew!" I was like, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude,"

Then we went out and got drunk.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2009, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Will her new flame be referred to as a 'Tiki torch'?

Excellent.

where are the fnords · 03-26-2009, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

How was he?

he had the wtf are you on vibe, so no thank you
besides i dont do mexicans

capnhowdy · 03-26-2009, 06:57 AM

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sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

bwahahahahahaaa

DanaC · 03-26-2009, 04:25 PM

Brings a whole new level of meaning to the movie: The Deep, don't it?

Cicero · 03-26-2009, 04:28 PM

I have a compliment for Dana:

You make pinko commies look fantastic!

sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words.

(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

ZenGum · 03-26-2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Brings a whole new level of meaning to the movie: The Deep, don't it?

What about the sequel.... The Abyss.

Undertoad · 03-26-2009, 08:01 PM

Yup they did. I realized that hospital people don't think of things the way we mere mortals do. To me, it was decision time, with my intact genitals on the line. To them, it was Tuesday.

sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 08:05 PM

damn UT. That really sucks, especially for a young man. but the story was hilarious just the same.

ZenGum · 03-26-2009, 09:17 PM

And someone, somewhere, is being turned on by reading it ...

03-24-2009, 02:18 PM	#91
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If his name is Rumplestiltskin, now there's a story! :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-24-2009, 06:41 PM	#92
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Will her new flame be referred to as a 'Tiki torch'? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-24-2009, 09:15 PM	#93
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I hope he is Ricky. Their kid can be Tavi. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-24-2009, 09:26 PM	#94
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	nice one, Zen. I once had somebody give me a strange compliment. He said, "strange brew!" I was like, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude," Then we went out and got drunk. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-26-2009, 06:57 AM	#97
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-26-2009, 04:25 PM	#99
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Brings a whole new level of meaning to the movie: The Deep, don't it?

03-26-2009, 04:28 PM	#100
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I have a compliment for Dana: You make pinko commies look fantastic! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-26-2009, 08:01 PM	#103
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yup they did. I realized that hospital people don't think of things the way we mere mortals do. To me, it was decision time, with my intact genitals on the line. To them, it was Tuesday.

03-26-2009, 08:05 PM	#104
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	damn UT. That really sucks, especially for a young man. but the story was hilarious just the same.

03-26-2009, 09:17 PM	#105
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	And someone, somewhere, is being turned on by reading it ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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