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Old 03-30-2018, 06:40 PM   #1
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Now I KNOW I'm old...

How on earth is Arnie 70?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43600854
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Old 03-31-2018, 02:08 PM   #2
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Ikr?

Fucking terrifying.
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Old 03-31-2018, 02:53 PM   #3
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I think he looks pretty good for almost 71.
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Old 04-01-2018, 08:51 AM   #4
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"I'm back."
Well played sir.
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Old 04-19-2018, 11:18 PM   #5
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My Grandad used to say you know you're getting old when policemen look like kids.
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:47 AM   #6
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Well, shit.
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:56 AM   #7
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know how I know you're old?

you take your shoes off an put slippers on when you come inside

you have reading glasses in every room of the house

You listen to ColdPlay
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:36 PM   #8
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I literally don't do any of those things. I must still be totally a teenager! sick.
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:38 PM   #9
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...or maybe I don't do them because I can't remember where I live and so never go inside? :/ :p
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Old 04-24-2018, 01:38 AM   #10
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You know how I know you're old?

You have a pill organizer

You get excited when it's clean sheet night

You don't care if someone is wrong on the internet.
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Old 04-24-2018, 02:42 PM   #11
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Oh shit, I'm ancient.
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:30 PM   #12
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Yeah - I relate to a frightening percentage of that list :P
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:31 PM   #13
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with exception of the Cold Play line, these are all based on my reality.
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:34 PM   #14
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Mr. Clod is getting LASIK tomorrow because he was already nearsighted when the reading glasses phase kicked in, and the progressive lenses gave him constant headaches even though he tried for six months to get used to them. So now he's correcting the nearsightedness so he can drop back down to just one type of glasses again.
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Old 04-24-2018, 05:13 PM   #15
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you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!
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