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Old 07-25-2008, 01:50 PM   #121
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We have two mature ducks with about 20 baby ducklings across the street. There are no suitable habitats anywhere near and I don't know how they got here in tact, but we are fearing for their safety. Please help...

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Well, in a way, we have been advertising a cat-and-duck-rescue service.
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:42 PM   #122
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At least they are in tact. Can't stand those tactless ducklings.
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #123
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These young poultry these days have no brain-to-mouth filter.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:35 PM   #124
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We have two mature ducks with about 20 baby ducklings across the street. There are no suitable habitats anywhere near and I don't know how they got here in tact, but we are fearing for their safety. Please help...

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Maybe we could club together and send them a few oranges and a little sage?
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Old 07-28-2008, 09:56 PM   #125
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My entire clutch of ducklings was killed in the 9-11 attacks. How can you be so thoughtless?
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:53 AM   #126
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Did you clutch them too hard?
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:46 AM   #127
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:00 PM   #128
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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by fuck.

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why am i banned???

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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by fuck.

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oh i forgot to say "dear admin, fuck your site and fuck your mother " i hope you burn in hell

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The IP address attached to the message: dsl85-98-214xx.ttnet.net.tr

Turkey.

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Old 10-14-2008, 06:20 PM   #129
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That smiley face. It's so offensive.
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Old 10-14-2008, 07:12 PM   #130
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I think you're getting a little heavy handed in your bannings there mr toad.
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Old 10-14-2008, 09:19 PM   #131
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Turkey! Just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving!
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:12 PM   #132
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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by e bayer.

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i am a cellar of various merchandise over the inernet and i am wondering about the rules you have for celling stuff here on your cite. do you ask for a somision? can i cell stuff that is adult in nature? please get back to me soon i look forward to giving you the business

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This is clever enough but I don't think sir realized that the user name is passed along if you're logged in while using Contact Us.
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:02 PM   #133
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A cellar's somission? Was he attacked by a bat as a sbool boy?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:00 PM   #134
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Hmm, well at least he asked. That was better than just trying to spam the place, right?
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:46 PM   #135
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Maybe it was someone taking the piss...
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