Ass Wiping! Do you sit or stand? - Page 3

lumberjim · 07-14-2004, 02:06 PM

how long were his legs? if they were short too, perhaps he "kicked off?"

limey · 07-14-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

how long were his legs? if they were short too, perhaps he "kicked off?"

Normal length legs, so he'd have to be pretty supple to do that. Anyway thanks for not being so grossed out you couldn't reply, LJ ...

lumberjim · 07-14-2004, 02:15 PM

you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to gross ME out. I'll tell you what grossed me out, though......the fact that a little cute girl like sparkz started this thread. As I said, girls don't poop. I refuse to believe it.

dar512 · 07-14-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

As I said, girls don't poop. I refuse to believe it.

If you had daughters you would.

jaguar · 07-14-2004, 02:35 PM

well isn't this thread a mental image minefield.

lumberjim · 07-14-2004, 02:39 PM

I have a daughter.(4yr old) One of her favorite tricks is to try to come into the bathroom while jinx is in the bath and take a big stinker. this is more of a philosophical "girls don't poop" ifa ya know whadd i mean. i realize that all animals poop, but can you picture .....say, Courtney Cox pinching a loaf? I can't. In fact, I've used poop therapy to help a friend that got dumped. He was totally in love with her, couldn't stop thinking about her, blah blah blah, so I'm like, "Dan. Whenever you start to think of her, just picture her taking a big dump." He said it helped.

Clodfobble · 07-14-2004, 03:25 PM

Remember though dar, daughters don't fall into the category of "girls that don't poop" since by definition the latter are supposed to be sexually attractive and in a father's mind his daughter is never ever attractive to anyone--or else.

lumberjim · 07-14-2004, 03:46 PM

PRECISELY. Am I am once again impressed by your insight, clod.

dar512 · 07-14-2004, 05:16 PM

Ah. Then I'd have to say you used the wrong word. You should have said, "Women, especially hotties, don't poop".

lumberjim · 07-14-2004, 05:23 PM

i stand ..or sit....corrected

Trilby · 07-16-2004, 01:11 AM

[quote=glatt]What's the big deal with the public bathrooms? As long as there are no visible soiled areas on the toilet seat, what's the problem? Just do your business, make sure not to touch your face, rub your eyes, etc. until you WASH YOUR HANDS. Then use a shirt sleeve or paper towel to open the door as you leave.

Right. Use paper towels to turn off the sink faucet if it's a manual one. No use washing your hands and then touching those things...I know, the water runs till you find yourself a paper towel and neither is eco-friendly but then again, neither is C. Diff.

Dude111 · 10-10-2018, 12:53 AM

When I use a public restroom I try to put paper down on the seat!! (Just in case)

Anyway: Im a sitter......... I could not reach standing!

Gravdigr · 10-10-2018, 03:02 AM

I went into the men's room at the bar and there's a sign that said "Employees MUST wash hands."

I waited for a while, but, no employee came in, so I just went ahead and washed m'hands m'self.

Dude111 · 10-10-2018, 02:56 PM

Ya its a good idea for EVERYONE TO WASH HANDS!!

Gravdigr · 10-12-2018, 02:31 PM

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07-14-2004, 02:06 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how long were his legs? if they were short too, perhaps he "kicked off?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2004, 02:15 PM	#33
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to gross ME out. I'll tell you what grossed me out, though......the fact that a little cute girl like sparkz started this thread. As I said, girls don't poop. I refuse to believe it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2004, 02:35 PM	#35
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	well isn't this thread a mental image minefield. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-14-2004, 02:39 PM	#36
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I have a daughter.(4yr old) One of her favorite tricks is to try to come into the bathroom while jinx is in the bath and take a big stinker. this is more of a philosophical "girls don't poop" ifa ya know whadd i mean. i realize that all animals poop, but can you picture .....say, Courtney Cox pinching a loaf? I can't. In fact, I've used poop therapy to help a friend that got dumped. He was totally in love with her, couldn't stop thinking about her, blah blah blah, so I'm like, "Dan. Whenever you start to think of her, just picture her taking a big dump." He said it helped. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2004, 03:46 PM	#38
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	PRECISELY. Am I am once again impressed by your insight, clod. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2004, 03:25 PM	#37
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Remember though dar, daughters don't fall into the category of "girls that don't poop" since by definition the latter are supposed to be sexually attractive and in a father's mind his daughter is never ever attractive to anyone--or else.

07-14-2004, 05:16 PM	#39
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Ah. Then I'd have to say you used the wrong word. You should have said, "Women, especially hotties, don't poop".

07-14-2004, 05:23 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i stand ..or sit....corrected __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-16-2004, 01:11 AM	#41
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	[quote=glatt]What's the big deal with the public bathrooms? As long as there are no visible soiled areas on the toilet seat, what's the problem? Just do your business, make sure not to touch your face, rub your eyes, etc. until you WASH YOUR HANDS. Then use a shirt sleeve or paper towel to open the door as you leave. Right. Use paper towels to turn off the sink faucet if it's a manual one. No use washing your hands and then touching those things...I know, the water runs till you find yourself a paper towel and neither is eco-friendly but then again, neither is C. Diff.

10-10-2018, 12:53 AM	#42
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	When I use a public restroom I try to put paper down on the seat!! (Just in case) Anyway: Im a sitter......... I could not reach standing!

10-10-2018, 03:02 AM	#43
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I went into the men's room at the bar and there's a sign that said "Employees MUST wash hands." I waited for a while, but, no employee came in, so I just went ahead and washed m'hands m'self. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-10-2018, 02:56 PM	#44
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Ya its a good idea for EVERYONE TO WASH HANDS!!

10-12-2018, 02:31 PM	#45
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	♪ ♫People all over the world♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Wash hands♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Join the Lav Train,♪ ♫ ♪ ♫The Lav Train♪ ♫ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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