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The future is unwritten
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Feb 11, 2009: Stuffed Skate
Skates, a fish in the Ray family, are bottom dwellers, which is much deeper than Cellar dwellers.
They may be deeper in other ways too, but I digress. They're carnivorous, feeding mostly on smaller fish and crustaceans that also make it to the bottom of the ocean. What else makes it to the bottom? Trash. This fisherman hauls up a Skate that looks a little lumpy, so he opens it up... And what to his wondrous eyes does appear... A digital camera A book of some sort A large bottle A pack of smokes (I think) A piece that looks like a foil packet for a condom... or Alka Seltzer, which would make sense considering the rest. ![]() Do they use Skate for sushi? This picture came from a site called WarNet.ws which would indicate Samoa, but it's all in Russian. It's also NSFW around the edges.
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isn't paying attention
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Hey...that must be the one that cleaned up after our boat capsized!
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The future is unwritten
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OK, so tell us, alka seltzer or condom?
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isn't paying attention
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Well it's hard to know since it happened on a camping trip.
![]() There's usually call for both.
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Civil Civilian
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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wonder if the camera still works... maybe theres an sd card with pictures
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Out Of My Way! I'm a Keats Scholar!
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Um...I'm gonna spew. One more reason to hate the creatures of the sea.* YICK.
*except the dolphin!
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Is a dinosaur from space
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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So, it ate a teenager who was out for a party...
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Lecturer
Join Date: Oct 2006
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No, A japanese tourist!
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Is a dinosaur from space
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I'd expect more Hello Kitty merchandise. And more than one camera.
(also, the book looks more Chinese than Japanese to me, FWIW).
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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we are fuel
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: cape coral, florida
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and that pack of smokes.....still PERFECT....not crushed at all!...from the ocean bottom?....and seems to be located somewhere inside the fish between the outside of its stomach and inside the wall of its body....hmmmmm
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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"A digital camera
A book of some sort A large bottle A pack of smokes (I think) A piece that looks like a foil packet for a condom... or Alka Seltzer, which would make sense considering the rest." If it weren't for the pictures, I'd say we were looking at date night for Bruce, minus the rubber glove :-)
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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Ahhh, our beautiful oceans: Trash Cans for the Masses.
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What makes you think I'm done playing with it?
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How do you know it wasn't a land skate?
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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Good point, but I didn't see any candy wrappers.
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perfesionul spel cheker
Join Date: Apr 2008
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It's not a land skate! There's no wheels and no skate key on a shoestring around it's neck.
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