Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?

Flint · 11-09-2006, 02:51 PM

Since before the dawn of time, man, or something like him, has yearned for answers to questions about things. Who amongst ye may stand up and declare: Lo! The cometh of the questionings dost befoul mine ears! Yes, this is also true as a palindrome. Ask Sherman Williams. Does it tickle your fancy to quest towards thine own great big see-saw in the sky of yesterday, tommorow, and all the times to come? He who quests thusly is rewarded according to his own dingleberry. You see, but you do not see. Ask and ye shall forget. Declare and ye shall truly never remember that which is destined in the stars.

Shawnee123 · 11-09-2006, 03:00 PM

Yes, a thousand times yes!

Though I behold great sorrow in the circuitry fabric of incandescent illuminators I also hold much hope for the continuing characterization of the many who have come before me. Nay, the thousands who kneel before the regency must have a voice given to the masses that have tread upon this earth.

Or not.

Sheldonrs · 11-09-2006, 03:08 PM

er....um....ahh......

ZOINK!

Iggy · 11-09-2006, 03:32 PM

Don't Panic

Do those look like large friendly letters to you? I can't really tell...

Trilby · 11-09-2006, 03:53 PM

Are you guys drinking?

Shawnee123 · 11-09-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Are you guys drinking?

Not for five more minutes (this is in keeping with the liver of a god regulation)

BigV · 11-09-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?

Yes, both. It is fact that it is a fiction, and it is fiction that it is a fact.

Elspode · 11-09-2006, 07:18 PM

da da da da da da da da...Batdance!

DucksNuts · 11-09-2006, 07:19 PM

Can someone share the crack please?

bluecuracao · 11-09-2006, 07:23 PM

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=204

DucksNuts · 11-09-2006, 08:29 PM

muahahah smartarse bluecuracao

Ibby · 11-09-2006, 08:34 PM

AMAZING, someone even more rational and intelligent than bmwmcaw!

Flint · 11-10-2006, 02:48 PM

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Spexxvet · 11-10-2006, 07:05 PM

Vibra-slap sounds dirty. She said "lick my vibra-slap, big boy".

Flint · 11-10-2006, 07:11 PM

You'd know exactly what it was if you heard it. That little wooden box has a metal thingee inside it that goes back and forth, hitting both sides in rapid succession, and diminishing volume as the vibration of the whole device decreases. Sounds similar a rattlesnake. You hear it at the beginning of slinky jazz-funk grooves, usually it marks the "1" of the beat. >>>>>>> How's that for thread drift?

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11-09-2006, 02:51 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Sexual History: Fact or Fiction? Since before the dawn of time, man, or something like him, has yearned for answers to questions about things. Who amongst ye may stand up and declare: Lo! The cometh of the questionings dost befoul mine ears! Yes, this is also true as a palindrome. Ask Sherman Williams. Does it tickle your fancy to quest towards thine own great big see-saw in the sky of yesterday, tommorow, and all the times to come? He who quests thusly is rewarded according to his own dingleberry. You see, but you do not see. Ask and ye shall forget. Declare and ye shall truly never remember that which is destined in the stars. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-09-2006, 03:00 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yes, a thousand times yes! Though I behold great sorrow in the circuitry fabric of incandescent illuminators I also hold much hope for the continuing characterization of the many who have come before me. Nay, the thousands who kneel before the regency must have a voice given to the masses that have tread upon this earth. Or not. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-09-2006, 03:08 PM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	er....um....ahh...... ZOINK! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-09-2006, 03:32 PM	#4
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	Don't Panic Do those look like large friendly letters to you? I can't really tell... __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

11-09-2006, 03:53 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Are you guys drinking? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-09-2006, 07:18 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	da da da da da da da da...Batdance! Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-09-2006, 07:19 PM	#9
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Can someone share the crack please?

11-09-2006, 07:23 PM	#10
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=204

11-09-2006, 08:29 PM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	muahahah smartarse bluecuracao

11-09-2006, 08:34 PM	#12
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	AMAZING, someone even more rational and intelligent than bmwmcaw! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2006, 02:48 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	. Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-10-2006, 07:05 PM	#14
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Vibra-slap sounds dirty. She said "lick my vibra-slap, big boy". __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-10-2006, 07:11 PM	#15
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You'd know exactly what it was if you heard it. That little wooden box has a metal thingee inside it that goes back and forth, hitting both sides in rapid succession, and diminishing volume as the vibration of the whole device decreases. Sounds similar a rattlesnake. You hear it at the beginning of slinky jazz-funk grooves, usually it marks the "1" of the beat. >>>>>>> How's that for thread drift? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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