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Old 02-25-2012, 04:36 PM   #751
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i got sniped today! there was no way to avoid it!! they had the entrances and exits totally covered with at least 4 on each side!! i avoided their assault on the way in but on the way out i not only got hit from the left, i got caught up in a nasty crossfire from the right!! yes. i bought girl scout cookies at kroger today.
Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?
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Old 02-25-2012, 05:47 PM   #752
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Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.


Buy the damn cookies.
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Old 02-25-2012, 06:07 PM   #753
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Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?
true true. but i like the str8 ones too!

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Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.


Buy the damn cookies.
oh lawd! i may not sleep tonight!
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Old 02-25-2012, 06:08 PM   #754
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The little buggers were at the swim meet last weekend and are now here at the Hockey rink DO NOT WANT!
give in. i am your father luke!
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Old 02-25-2012, 10:27 PM   #755
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give in. i am your father luke!
my father was called fred.....
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Old 02-26-2012, 02:33 AM   #756
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Right.
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Old 02-26-2012, 05:45 AM   #757
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That's what he said.
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Old 02-26-2012, 06:47 AM   #758
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Ga-roan.

(Tho actually I thought it was v. Cute)
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:56 PM   #759
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right said fred
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:18 PM   #760
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The nun fainted.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:09 PM   #761
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Laughter on five...four... three... ... ...
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:13 AM   #762
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Sarah Palin can't catch a break anymore
... anything happening Wasila comes back to her.

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Sarah Palin’s hometown is no fan of vaginas

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The local high school in Wasilla commissioned a statue that was supposed to represent the school’s mascot,
the Warriors, with a shield surrounded by feathers, and a hand print to symbolize good deeds.
But this is a high school, full of teenagers, so the vagina jokes started almost immediately.

Three days after it was erected, the school covered it in a tarp, ostensibly to protect it from vandalism.
But fortunately they reconsidered and removed the covering.

The artists, Jim Dault and Shala Dobson, held workshops at the school to explain the meaning
behind the piece to students, who will probably continue to make vagina jokes anyway.
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:34 AM   #763
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It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print.
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:41 AM   #764
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:51 AM   #765
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Firstly, that don't look nothing like my vaj.
Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.
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