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01-24-2008, 03:06 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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answer your phone with a punchline
I think I'm going with "rectum? damn near killed 'em!" but pronounced like "my name, how can I help you?" and see what people do.
if you post in this thread seventeen times a magical angel will appear and grant your greatest wish but no wishing for unlimited wishes please because that's just rude
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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01-24-2008, 03:38 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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what's your number?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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01-24-2008, 03:41 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Seventeen, of course.
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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01-24-2008, 03:49 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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"Flint Stone. How can I help you?"
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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01-24-2008, 03:54 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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"Joe's morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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01-24-2008, 04:23 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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The only one I know, I cant post because its really vulgar and would offend a heap of people.....
you do it, LJ!! |
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01-24-2008, 05:00 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Joe's Abortions! You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us!
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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01-24-2008, 05:01 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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zat the one?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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01-24-2008, 05:48 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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At my first job, this was how I occasionally answered the phones when the boss wasn't around:
"Domino's Pizza, where ten inches is considered small, how can I help you?" |
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01-24-2008, 09:02 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Thats him, LJ...thanks
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01-24-2008, 09:19 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
Posts: 1,464
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I have this as my phone message.
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01-24-2008, 09:24 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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For a while I had this as my ring tone.
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Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius. |
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01-24-2008, 10:45 PM
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
Posts: 3,908
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By the grace of god, Alexander Graham Bell and BS telco, You've got #$%-%^&$. Please leave a message, if you yak before beep, no flapping message.
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I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. |
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01-24-2008, 10:59 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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"Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. May I take your order?"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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01-24-2008, 11:05 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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seriously....i answer the phone...if i see that it's an inside line calling...."Garden Shop!" or "Infectious waste!" or "Whaaaaaaaattttt????" all aggravated.....
it's funny the first time.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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