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Old 09-12-2015, 06:06 PM   #991
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I'm happier for the pig than I am for the other party.
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Old 09-13-2015, 05:38 PM   #992
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Old 09-13-2015, 07:39 PM   #993
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Damn hypocrite heathens...
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Old 09-18-2015, 11:06 AM   #994
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:03 PM   #995
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Old 10-28-2015, 03:31 PM   #996
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Even squrls like bacon...

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Old 10-28-2015, 07:06 PM   #997
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What, you never saw a squirrel pig out before?
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Old 11-09-2015, 03:31 PM   #998
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Old 11-09-2015, 03:40 PM   #999
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Fuck. Ing. Want.

Instead of an alarm, it cooks bacon!

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Old 11-09-2015, 03:44 PM   #1000
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Wood doesn't seem to me to be the ideal material for a toaster oven.
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Old 11-09-2015, 03:58 PM   #1001
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I went there, too.
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Old 11-10-2015, 12:20 PM   #1002
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Nevermind leaving bacon, even pre-cooked bacon, out at room temperature all night.
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Old 11-10-2015, 05:05 PM   #1003
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I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.

Plus, when the alarm clock catches fire, all the cooties will evacuate.
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Old 11-10-2015, 05:06 PM   #1004
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Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?

Just cut off the green part.
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Old 11-10-2015, 05:33 PM   #1005
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Fuck. Ing. Want.

Instead of an alarm, it cooks bacon!

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