what every (democratic) child wants

Al Gore smoking · 12-31-2002, 08:22 PM

Yea, its me again. You've heard of the tickle me Elmoe doll? This is the prototype for the "lie-to-me-al-gore" doll. The marketting people say the preproduction orders have already topped 6. It has three pre-recorded messages including "there's no controlling legal authority, I initiated the investigation into the creation of the internet, and Do you have a light ?" The cost of the production doll will be $12 if your daddy is an hourly worker and $25 if he's a salary white collar evil capitalist.

elSicomoro · 12-31-2002, 08:28 PM

Where do I send my $12? Do you need proof that my old man works by the hour?

Al Gore smoking · 12-31-2002, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Where do I send my $12? Do you need proof that my old man works by the hour?

(al lights up a big cuban cigar)

Thats a good question. I guess if the last name of the addressee is Bush or Cheney, Corzine or burger-builder, you pay the $25 elite price.

If you have an uninspiring name like Sycamore, I'll assume you arent some high and mighty asshead and give you the discount price.

Listen to Rush Limballs show for the order phone number (I have a deal worked out with him)

wolf · 01-01-2003, 04:06 PM

Syc, you're going to love having one of these things. I got in on an early deal and got the companion "Watch Over Me Tipper" doll, which includes a universal infrared remote control that drops out the volume on my stereo every time a naughty lyric comes on AND erases the offending material from the CD. I've had Eminem on all day and haven't had to hear a word of it.

One problem, though, since I got the Tipper Doll, MTV seems to have been deleted off my digital cable lineup.

Oh, I hear that the Lie To Me Al Gore doll includes an easter egg that activates during an election cycle, causing him to flip flop on a number of key issues, including abortion and gun control.

elSicomoro · 01-01-2003, 04:09 PM

Hmmm...I dunno...that would be half of my CD collection.

12-31-2002, 08:22 PM	#1
Al Gore smoking stupid is as stupid does Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 19	what every (democratic) child wants Yea, its me again. You've heard of the tickle me Elmoe doll? This is the prototype for the "lie-to-me-al-gore" doll. The marketting people say the preproduction orders have already topped 6. It has three pre-recorded messages including "there's no controlling legal authority, I initiated the investigation into the creation of the internet, and Do you have a light ?" The cost of the production doll will be $12 if your daddy is an hourly worker and $25 if he's a salary white collar evil capitalist. Attached Images __________________ no controlling legal authority

01-01-2003, 04:06 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Syc, you're going to love having one of these things. I got in on an early deal and got the companion "Watch Over Me Tipper" doll, which includes a universal infrared remote control that drops out the volume on my stereo every time a naughty lyric comes on AND erases the offending material from the CD. I've had Eminem on all day and haven't had to hear a word of it. One problem, though, since I got the Tipper Doll, MTV seems to have been deleted off my digital cable lineup. Oh, I hear that the Lie To Me Al Gore doll includes an easter egg that activates during an election cycle, causing him to flip flop on a number of key issues, including abortion and gun control. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 01-01-2003 at 05:49 PM.

12-31-2002, 08:28 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Where do I send my $12? Do you need proof that my old man works by the hour?

01-01-2003, 04:09 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hmmm...I dunno...that would be half of my CD collection.

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