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Old 04-12-2009, 01:59 PM   #46
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:57 PM   #47
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:34 PM   #48
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There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:45 PM   #49
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Thank you, Jill. I enjoyed that.
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:53 PM   #50
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Stand clear of the doors, please.
Stand clear of the closing doors.
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:57 PM   #51
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:00 PM   #52
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Never get a credit card from a company based in South Dakota (good luck with that).
Or insure your goods and chattels with an insurer from Delaware ...
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:24 AM   #53
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:51 AM   #54
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The Cellar has been accident-free for 37 days.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:09 AM   #55
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:07 PM   #56
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The Cellar has been accident-free for 37 days.
Are you talking physical accidents? Or somebody getting drunk & making posts they shouldn't have accidents?
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Old 04-13-2009, 01:11 PM   #57
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:36 PM   #58
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If this phone fails to work, Call (800) 888-8990 between 8 AM - 4:30 PM PST

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on fireplace log:
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on pepper spray:
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package of fishing hooks: harmful if swallowed

on bag of peanuts:
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American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Open packet, eat nuts."

Remove Packaging Before Eating.

Do Not Eat Toner.

This product contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E and K have been added.

printed _on product seal of some vitamins i got _just _this _morning:
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:43 PM   #59
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bwahahahaha.

Some of the instruction warning labels of products is hilarious. but you know, we don't really have natural selection anymore, so companies have to protect themselves from being sued by MORONS.
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:50 PM   #60
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This product contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E and K have been added.
I love the NPR game show "Wait, wait, don't tell me." From there I glean important information like the fact that Olestra is making a comeback -- as an industrial additive for paints and lubricants.
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