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Old 01-20-2015, 02:17 PM   #11401
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I wouldn't lick a Jap, if he was glazed in honey!



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I'd lick you if you were glazed in honey.... Doctor
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Old 01-24-2015, 01:06 AM   #11402
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I wonder what this is about?
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Old 01-24-2015, 01:42 AM   #11403
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I wonder what this is about?
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Old 01-24-2015, 02:12 AM   #11404
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Your right, victims are always whining about some nonsense.
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Old 01-24-2015, 02:46 AM   #11405
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I'm not human. And neither is my other brain.
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Old 01-24-2015, 02:41 PM   #11406
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Yes Dutch, but...
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At the outbreak of the First World War he fled to England, and remained there working as a journalist, biographer and translator, before completing a doctorate under Pieter Geyl. In 1936 he succeeded Geyl as Reader in Dutch History at University College London, retiring in 1957.
So he was familiar.

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The pair that run your life are lovely, but they're not brains.
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Old 01-29-2015, 07:30 AM   #11407
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Haggis Pops.
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Old 01-29-2015, 08:04 AM   #11408
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Haggis Pops.
OMG! That looks like a baklava type of filling in a pizzelle. The only thing that would make that better is if it were coated in chocolate!



Well, maybe some bacon in it would be good, too.
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Old 01-29-2015, 10:41 AM   #11409
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what a load of tripe.
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Old 01-29-2015, 10:07 PM   #11410
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I don't know what Slang is up to over there, but a snake with legs/feet isn't a good sign.
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Old 02-05-2015, 09:00 AM   #11411
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Is your camel a fashion victim?



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A camel sports the latest trend in camel racing lycra.
The suits have been specially designed to fit the strange shape of the animals and even come in a variety of sizes.
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Old 02-05-2015, 09:27 AM   #11412
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I wanna see a video of the poor sap putting that suit on the camel.
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Old 02-05-2015, 09:32 AM   #11413
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I wanna see a video of the poor sap putting that suit on the camel.

Never mind putting it on, what about taking the darned thing off?

You could probably sell tickets for a performance like that.
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Old 02-07-2015, 12:30 AM   #11414
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I assume it's a coke reference but, swinging a blade is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
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Old 02-07-2015, 04:39 PM   #11415
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^^^Re: WTF?^^^:

♪ ♫Break out the whisky♪ ♫
♪ ♫And a bottle of wine♪ ♫
♪ ♫Take your shirt off♪ ♫
♪ ♫And chop me out a line♪ ♫

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