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Old 09-23-2010, 07:40 PM   #1111
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All these ended up in the dumpster along with the last hobo...
FTFY
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Old 09-25-2010, 10:06 PM   #1112
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Gunmaster, we need you here in America!
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Old 09-26-2010, 10:13 AM   #1113
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I'm just trying to get on with my live as peacefully as possible.

When I say that the last thief ended up in the dumpster it's not a figure of style...

The last one tried to rob me of my phone outside a restaurant and ended up at the hospital with a broken nose due to the nice headbutt I served him.

Unfortunately for me, I had to run him down and the headbutting happened in front of policemen (I didn't see them). So I spend my night at the police station with policemen telling that I shouldn't do that, that I was dangerous, just because I recovered my property. They even told me that in the near future I may have problems because that guy would probably round up some friends to rough me up.

That's France for you.




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Old 09-26-2010, 03:08 PM   #1114
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You really should be more considerate of thieves, GM. Apparently you were supposed to give him a gentle handshake and wish him well?
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:59 AM   #1115
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So it seems.

I gave him a shake (but no hand and no booty) and I washed him away
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:31 PM   #1116
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The owner of a bright-pink cat which mystified onlookers when it hurtled over a garden wall last week has admitted that she dyed the animal to match her hair.
The cat was taken to the RSPCA by a concerned man after it flew into his back garden in Swindon, Wilts. Officers suspected that yobs had dyed it pink before throwing it over the wooden fence. But now the animal has been claimed by its owner, 22-year-old Natasha Gregory, who has revealed that she dyed it herself using food colouring to match her own pink hair.
There's a picture of the woman and the cat here, no it's not Sundae.
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:08 PM   #1117
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here's another

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Old 09-29-2010, 08:11 AM   #1118
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Some drunk dude is still trying to decide whether to tell his mates ...
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:03 PM   #1119
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Isn't it the correct color for pussy?
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:07 PM   #1120
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Penis amputee

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2910996/

Guys, be very careful or no more bedroom fun.
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Old 10-03-2010, 01:23 AM   #1121
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I'd kill myself.
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:32 AM   #1122
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I dare that he may qualify for a darwin award :

As for as I know, he didn't reproduce himself and taking double dose of a medication is stupidity.

Not as spectacular as using a lighter to check if your gas tank is empty, but effective nonetheless.
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Old 10-03-2010, 09:32 AM   #1123
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Oh yeah, agreed. Who the fuck doesn't read the warnings on the meds before they start popping them like mints? I mean, besides Keith Moon.
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:50 PM   #1124
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I think there may be a question of metal stability with this particular individual as well. That may have complicated the situation.
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Old 10-03-2010, 01:34 PM   #1125
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You mean like low iron?
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