LJ bitches about......

LJ · 04-20-2009, 10:33 PM

here are 10 reasons I'm starting to hate you(ode to my partner at work):

1... You enjoy observing hardship in people's lives and relish their failures. I don't care if a guy you worked with 7 years ago and hated got fired again. why does that make you happy, asshole?

2... Your hatred of 2 of the people we work with is consuming you, and you make poor decisions because it has tainted your judgment. I'm fucking sick of hearing you say "I just want to bash his fucking face in" 5 times a day.....because you don't have the fucking balls to do it, or even to say it to either one of them.

3. You whine like a bitch when you have a sniffle, and I don't care how terrible you feel today.

4. I'm fucking sick of all the sighing when you have to actually work hard to keep up.

5. I don't care if that girl in the showroom reminds you of someone that used to suck your cock. The main thing is that no one sucks your cock anymore except your wife, and that is OBVIOUSLY not good enough for you, and that's why you look at porn all fucking day long and constantly make references to it like some kind if twisted fucking sex addict that's not getting any sex. go jerk off in the bathroom and get your mind off of it ferrchrissakes.

6. every time i tell you a joke, you try like hell to NOT find it funny, and seem to resent it if it actually makes you laugh. you only laugh at the jokes YOU tell...and they suck because we've all heard them twice this year. from you.

7. You eat with your fucking mouth open. mack mack mack. get the fuck out of my office and go eat in yours you nasty fuck.

8. You're an asshole to the salesmen whenever you can be, so that every time they need a little help, they'll come to me and not bother you.

9. You just don't get it when someone invites every one in the dealership except you and a couple other assholes to her wedding.

10. I hate it when you tell the same shitty story about how much your kids love you to one person at a time 17 times within my earshot.

please die in a fire.

thank you.....there's more, but 10 is a nice number for a list.

classicman · 04-20-2009, 10:40 PM

When did you start working with my Boss?

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 10:41 PM

Wow, someone really does have their cranky pants on today.

The first time i said it, it was a joke. Now I'm really starting to think it's a fact.

Hope things improve for you.

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 10:42 PM

shut the fuck up!

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 10:43 PM

I'm not the one doing all the bitching today...and I was trying to be nice.

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 10:44 PM

i was being funny. now stfu more

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 10:45 PM

Well, you'll have to bitch a lot more to get me to stfu. As you know I can be pretty persistent.

eta: Have a blessed day.

eta: The previous statement does not reflect my personal spiritual or religious beliefs. It was intended purely for shits and giggles.

kerosene · 04-20-2009, 10:53 PM

Now hit send.

I am sorry you have to deal with such a dick, LJ.

I hate when other peoples' energy sucking gets in the way of an otherwise good day.

classicman · 04-20-2009, 10:52 PM

:giggle:

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 10:53 PM

Now where are the shits???

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 10:54 PM

Oh I know.

LJ has them.

TheMercenary · 04-20-2009, 11:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 04-21-2009, 02:04 AM

I'd like to hear the other guy's story... he's probably lurking anyway.

Trilby · 04-21-2009, 06:31 AM

I understand, Lj.

Life can be a shit sandwich at times - and you've had a nibble. Wash it all down with some blessed days and you'll feel better.

now. go paddle your turquoise kayak listening to the Dead on your Shuffle or whatever it is you hippies do to make yourselves feel better. Or just look at jinxs' ass.

SteveDallas · 04-21-2009, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ

. . . that's why you look at porn all fucking day long . . .

Wait, I thought they put in a net nanny thing at your office?

04-20-2009, 10:33 PM	#1
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	LJ bitches about...... here are 10 reasons I'm starting to hate you(ode to my partner at work): 1... You enjoy observing hardship in people's lives and relish their failures. I don't care if a guy you worked with 7 years ago and hated got fired again. why does that make you happy, asshole? 2... Your hatred of 2 of the people we work with is consuming you, and you make poor decisions because it has tainted your judgment. I'm fucking sick of hearing you say "I just want to bash his fucking face in" 5 times a day.....because you don't have the fucking balls to do it, or even to say it to either one of them. 3. You whine like a bitch when you have a sniffle, and I don't care how terrible you feel today. 4. I'm fucking sick of all the sighing when you have to actually work hard to keep up. 5. I don't care if that girl in the showroom reminds you of someone that used to suck your cock. The main thing is that no one sucks your cock anymore except your wife, and that is OBVIOUSLY not good enough for you, and that's why you look at porn all fucking day long and constantly make references to it like some kind if twisted fucking sex addict that's not getting any sex. go jerk off in the bathroom and get your mind off of it ferrchrissakes. 6. every time i tell you a joke, you try like hell to NOT find it funny, and seem to resent it if it actually makes you laugh. you only laugh at the jokes YOU tell...and they suck because we've all heard them twice this year. from you. 7. You eat with your fucking mouth open. mack mack mack. get the fuck out of my office and go eat in yours you nasty fuck. 8. You're an asshole to the salesmen whenever you can be, so that every time they need a little help, they'll come to me and not bother you. 9. You just don't get it when someone invites every one in the dealership except you and a couple other assholes to her wedding. 10. I hate it when you tell the same shitty story about how much your kids love you to one person at a time 17 times within my earshot. please die in a fire. thank you.....there's more, but 10 is a nice number for a list. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

04-20-2009, 10:40 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	When did you start working with my Boss? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-20-2009, 10:41 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Wow, someone really does have their cranky pants on today. The first time i said it, it was a joke. Now I'm really starting to think it's a fact. Hope things improve for you. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 10:42 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	shut the fuck up! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 10:43 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm not the one doing all the bitching today...and I was trying to be nice. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 10:44 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i was being funny. now stfu more __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 10:45 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well, you'll have to bitch a lot more to get me to stfu. As you know I can be pretty persistent. eta: Have a blessed day. eta: The previous statement does not reflect my personal spiritual or religious beliefs. It was intended purely for shits and giggles. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 10:53 PM	#8
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Now hit send. I am sorry you have to deal with such a dick, LJ. I hate when other peoples' energy sucking gets in the way of an otherwise good day.

04-20-2009, 10:52 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	:giggle: __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-20-2009, 10:53 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Now where are the shits??? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 10:54 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oh I know. LJ has them. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 11:08 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-21-2009, 02:04 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd like to hear the other guy's story... he's probably lurking anyway. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-21-2009, 06:31 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I understand, Lj. Life can be a shit sandwich at times - and you've had a nibble. Wash it all down with some blessed days and you'll feel better. now. go paddle your turquoise kayak listening to the Dead on your Shuffle or whatever it is you hippies do to make yourselves feel better. Or just look at jinxs' ass. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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