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Old 06-15-2018, 01:32 PM   #1561
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You might have put your eye out.[/ChristmasStory]
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:32 AM   #1562
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I got shot in the eye with a BB at a Scout camp. Luckily, only a ricochet.
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Old 06-22-2018, 06:37 AM   #1563
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My buddies older brother used to shoot at us. Fortunately, I was the skinny one and he was the fat one.
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Old 06-22-2018, 10:28 AM   #1564
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Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying double name--think John Johnson or Peter Petersburg. But to make things worse, he learned at the interview that the guy's first name is pronounced differently than the last name. Like "Puh-teer" Petersburg, or "Yoan" Johnson.

It was a good interview, and they're probably going to hire him, so it's pretty much a given that Mr. Clod will forever be screwing up this guy's name. I feel bad for him, but then again he's probably used to it.
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Old 06-22-2018, 10:38 AM   #1565
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Isn't it annoying that you can't use real names because they will likely find it in a vanity search?

Except for Edwin Tapia. I want that guy to come forward. We've been getting his magazines at our house for years.
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Old 06-22-2018, 01:06 PM   #1566
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I send my buddy free catalogs. I have free catalogs sent to my buddy. Been doing it for years.

I always use some really fucked up variation on his actual name.
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Old 06-22-2018, 02:31 PM   #1567
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I like to send bullshit Christmas cards to people. I saw one hanging in a buddies house once, I had to out myself it was too funny not to reveal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 12:28 PM   #1568
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This place has a namesake perfume (sort of). Read the scent description.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/BPALs-The-C...AAAOSwzC9bLx5T
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:05 PM   #1569
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Not just blood, "old" blood.
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