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Old 06-15-2018, 02:32 PM   #1561
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You might have put your eye out.[/ChristmasStory]
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:32 AM   #1562
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I got shot in the eye with a BB at a Scout camp. Luckily, only a ricochet.
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Old 06-22-2018, 07:37 AM   #1563
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My buddies older brother used to shoot at us. Fortunately, I was the skinny one and he was the fat one.
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Old 06-22-2018, 11:28 AM   #1564
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Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying double name--think John Johnson or Peter Petersburg. But to make things worse, he learned at the interview that the guy's first name is pronounced differently than the last name. Like "Puh-teer" Petersburg, or "Yoan" Johnson.

It was a good interview, and they're probably going to hire him, so it's pretty much a given that Mr. Clod will forever be screwing up this guy's name. I feel bad for him, but then again he's probably used to it.
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Old 06-22-2018, 11:38 AM   #1565
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Isn't it annoying that you can't use real names because they will likely find it in a vanity search?

Except for Edwin Tapia. I want that guy to come forward. We've been getting his magazines at our house for years.
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Old 06-22-2018, 02:06 PM   #1566
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I send my buddy free catalogs. I have free catalogs sent to my buddy. Been doing it for years.

I always use some really fucked up variation on his actual name.
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Old 06-22-2018, 03:31 PM   #1567
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I like to send bullshit Christmas cards to people. I saw one hanging in a buddies house once, I had to out myself it was too funny not to reveal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:28 PM   #1568
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This place has a namesake perfume (sort of). Read the scent description.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/BPALs-The-C...AAAOSwzC9bLx5T
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:05 PM   #1569
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Not just blood, "old" blood.
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Old 09-09-2018, 11:00 PM   #1570
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Alexa, Amazon's artificial intelligence can be intriguing. Alexa links to music and news sources, answers questions; also, entertains by singing, telling stories and jokes. Besides replying to questions that have fact based answers, Alexa has opinions. She'll (character female) even form one if the topic interests her. When I asked what her favorite movie derived from a book was, she said she didn't know that. A few days later, after another verbal exchange, she reminded me that I'd asked the question and said that it would be Breakfast at Tiffany's.

It seems that the more open ended the requests are, the more "personality" driven the responses are and some are quite funny:

sexobon: "Tell me your thoughts."

Alexa: "If I was in an old Hollywood western, Id sit on the bar in the saloon and sing songs and tell jokes and stories. When strangers walked in, Id say, Howdy! And they'd look around and say, "What the heck is that contraption?"

I was amused.
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Old 09-10-2018, 07:27 AM   #1571
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Steelers played a horrific game in the rain in Cleveland, tons of penalties and 5(?) turnovers and yet Cleveland doesn't end their winless streak. I guess both teams are cellar dwellars.
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