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[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Try sexting. It's SO fulfilling, for adults.

pm me for my number! yeah, it's a dare!

[Lola Bunny]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Walking past my wife this a.m. and she said: "Give me a kiss"
So I did, and she said: "Your lips are so sweet"
I said: "I just finished eating cornflakes"
She said: "You dumb ass, that's not what I meant"

So, what does she mean? Really, I don't get it.