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Old 08-25-2014, 04:34 PM   #76
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Oops. Didn't mean to turn this into another birfday fredd...

But thanks! I had a nice mellow day.
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Old 08-25-2014, 06:17 PM   #77
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A jazz chord

To say

I Ruv you,

A jazz chord

to say I care...
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Old 08-25-2014, 08:54 PM   #78
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jim - looking at your pics, I always thought you were in your 30's. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good birthday
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:59 PM   #79
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I used to be in my 30s. That says like... 4 years ago, or something. I can't be sure....

But thanks. I'm going to live to be 93, so it's all relative. If I was going to only live to be 80, then I would be in my 30s still.
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Old 08-27-2014, 03:28 PM   #80
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I used to be in my 30s...
Me, too. Wonder if that's a coincidence?
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Old 09-02-2014, 06:40 AM   #81
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I just had a haircut, was brave enough to go into my bank to get a statement for my financial meeting later today, missed out on free Nandos wings by being two people too far back in the queue and realised I am beginning to find my way around Leeds. Slightly.

Unless the meeting is a complete disaster then I will count today as one of minor but satisfactory achievements.
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Old 09-02-2014, 06:37 PM   #82
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Your bank gives out free chicken wings?

Only thing my bank gives me is a bill.<---See that? See what I did?
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Old 10-09-2014, 12:49 PM   #83
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I just can't stop farting.
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Old 10-09-2014, 02:32 PM   #84
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I just can't stop farting.
That happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I cut an almost uninterupted fart for 3 hours strait. And it reeked.
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Old 10-09-2014, 02:38 PM   #85
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yeah, no flavor here. but they're hot. my ass is on fire.

I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.
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Old 10-09-2014, 03:29 PM   #86
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I cut an almost uninterupted fart for 3 hours strait.
..I almost spit ginger ale on the keyboard.
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Old 10-09-2014, 05:42 PM   #87
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I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.
The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.
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Old 10-09-2014, 08:45 PM   #88
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haha...it's funny really. I had always just assumed that Jim farted a lot anyway. Not sure why, and I know it's probably rude, but I just figured you might be the type who farts then smiles and checks to see who's gagging.

Don't feel bad. My brother does this, and he's a medical professional. So do my teenagers, but that's no recommendation.

When I was pregnant I had gas coming from everywhere, so i eventually gave up being embarrassed by it. haha

Farts are funny.
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:14 PM   #89
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I fart so openly in front of my family, I sometimes have to remind myself that I can't just do it anywhere.
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Old 10-10-2014, 07:17 AM   #90
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Yeah, me too. lol. Even adens gf. I realised i might not in front of mavs new gf though...yet. lol
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