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Old 05-13-2009, 03:29 AM   #46
DanaC
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Bloody hell...vocal's perked up! *grins*

much as I hate stepping on snails...slugs are worse imo...

There's nothing worse than stepping on a large squishy slug (with strangely crunchy bits) at night whilst letting out the dog ... only to find the next morning it was the eviscerated remains of a vole. (courtesy of one of the street's cats).
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:34 AM   #47
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I hate it when that happens.
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:27 AM   #48
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There is nothing worse than being on a strict diet, going to class and discovering someone brought pizza, while another brought cheesecake with an oreo cookie crust.
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:29 AM   #49
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MTP wins. The Bastards.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:17 AM   #50
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Hi Dana L.J & Beestie and thanks for noticing, and living near France is true, and near Wales and the Channel Isles and the Scillies but Cyclefrance I ain't. With MY knees!!??

I've lurked occasionaly and looked at the pictures, as one does, but for ages was without the technology or too tired or whatever to be active. Done chemo too and flirted with the reaper but all's well now. Looking forward to summer on the beach and planting the garden, truly mellow and chilled, and will dip in again at some point. You are good guys.
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:13 AM   #51
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Wow, CZ! Congrats on winning the battle and welcome back! Enjoy the beacha nd garden for me!
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:24 AM   #52
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There's nothing worse than being castrated by a rusty tomato can wielded by terrorists as you are buggering their goat.
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Except, possibly, being castrated by a rusty tomato can wielded by goats as you are buggering their terrorist...
In both of these I had read tourist for terrorist ...
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Old 05-22-2009, 10:59 AM   #53
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Nothing is worse than buying a really cute new pc os right before you lose interest in the internet for the most part.

I haven't done anything but shop for garden plants. ho-hum
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:48 PM   #54
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Nothing is worse than a level of flu where you vomit, blast a torrent of liquid shit into your underwear while vomiting, remove your underwear, vomit again and then blast a torrent of liquid shit at the opposite wall and floor.

trust me on this, just get in the shower and turn it on before round two begins.
You are f*cking busted! Get your intarwebcamz OUT of my bathroom now! And from now on, I'm wearing a tinfoil hat and tinfoil shorts.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:45 PM   #55
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Undertoad ^^^^
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:59 AM   #56
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Undertoad ^^^^

Is watching you?
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:06 AM   #57
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It seems that way sometimes....
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:45 PM   #58
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Nothing is worse than a level of flu where you vomit, blast a torrent of liquid shit into your underwear while vomiting, remove your underwear, vomit again and then blast a torrent of liquid shit at the opposite wall and floor.

trust me on this, just get in the shower and turn it on before round two begins.
Been there. Done that. Sympathy.
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Old 06-03-2009, 02:25 PM   #59
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Welcome to another episode of "Blechs! And The Shitty".
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