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Old 04-29-2007, 08:36 PM   #16
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:40 PM   #17
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oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

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Old 04-29-2007, 08:53 PM   #18
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oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

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Go ahead, I was just trying to inspire you to stop pining about the lack of sex and get posting some.
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:55 PM   #19
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well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:55 PM   #20
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Okay, here's one.

Reporters from the National Enquirer and the Drudge Report acting on a tip burst into a hotel room and find Rosie O'Donnell and Ann Coulter in a compromising position.

Which one is wearing the strap-on?blush:


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oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?
Actually, most of the people here are pragmatists, so I would say not ribbed, but with a reservoir tip.

BTW, when you were talking about pierced septums awhile back, for about 2 seconds I got my body parts confused and thought you meant pierced rectums. Now I see you mentioning anal sex. Interesting.
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:02 PM   #21
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WHOA, i missed this thread the first time around!


Heyyyy... I'm not a fed!
Though I'd probably look mighty sharp in an FBI suit...
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:02 PM   #22
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well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?
Hey, lets just start a sex forum!


No, wait, that's relationships.
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:07 PM   #23
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BTW, when you were talking about pierced septums awhile back, for about 2 seconds I got my body parts confused and thought you meant pierced rectums. Now I see you mentioning anal sex. Interesting.
Yay! I'm interesting! for 2 seconds!

Yep; anal piercings are possible, barely, but rare. A guiche, on the other hand (in the perineum) is a sensitive and popular choice.
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:19 PM   #24
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Yay! I'm interesting! for 2 seconds!

Yep; anal piercings are possible, barely, but rare. A guiche, on the other hand (in the perineum) is a sensitive and popular choice.
Okay, way too much information for me, but who knows about the rest of the Cellar.

I would imagine explaining some piercings to the people staffing the airport metal detector must be interesting.

I had to look up guiche. Thank you Wikipedia. Somehow, I don't think I would have found it in Britannica.

BTW Cloud. You're interesting for a lot more than 2 seconds. Whole minutes in fact. Keep on posting.
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:21 PM   #25
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hehehehe you didn't say taint
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:23 PM   #26
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Oh, the metal detector (rolls eyes). Some people vehemently maintain they set it off, and others just as vehemently say that proper body jewelry (which is non-ferrous) does not set it off.

I've never set it off going through the arches, but hand wands may get you a body search.
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:25 PM   #27
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the guiche is a popular place to hand weights from.



and thanks, Rich!
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:27 PM   #28
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Oh, the metal detector (rolls eyes). Some people vehemently maintain they set it off, and others just as vehemently say that proper body jewelry (which is non-ferrous) does not set it off.

I've never set it off going through the arches, but hand wands may get you a body search.
You know I saw those on sale at Circuit City a few months ago. It's too bad I didn't know that then.:p

BTW, I'd say that security arches wouldn't be secure if all they found was ferrous metals.
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Old 04-30-2007, 03:44 AM   #29
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Wiki says;
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Although a guiche normally runs perpendicular to the direction of the penis, lateral placements are possible. A series of guiche piercings in parallel to the direction of the penis is be called a guiche ladder, and might commonly be seen as an extension of a frenum ladder.
I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?
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Old 04-30-2007, 07:54 AM   #30
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oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

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well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?
First - I'll tell you where I'LL put it, baby.

Second - "Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting?
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