We've said it all

lumberjim · 09-21-2009, 11:18 PM

That's why you guys are so boring.

maybe tell some fart jokes or something?

glatt · 09-22-2009, 07:39 AM

So there was this guy, and it was some special occasion, like his birthday or something. And he got home from work, and his wife greeted him at the door. And she put a blindfold on him and brought him into another room and then left for a minute. He was thinking about sex, or maybe that's another joke, so anyway, he farted while she was gone. A lot. And then she came back and took the blindfold off, and the room was full of people. And they had all been there while he had farted!

monster · 09-22-2009, 07:57 AM

I'm busy. So busy that I'm creating a list of stuff I need to rant about......when I have time

pthuuuuuurrrp!

smoothmoniker · 09-22-2009, 09:17 AM

If an elephant's front legs are running at 50 miles per hour, what are it's back legs doing?

hauling ass.

casimendocina · 09-22-2009, 09:35 AM

WTF?

lumberjim · 09-22-2009, 09:48 AM

wtfw?

lumberjim · 09-22-2009, 01:02 PM

THIS IS MY 15,600TH POST, EMEFFERS!

Pie · 09-22-2009, 01:06 PM

. . . And only 15,599 of them sucked.

lumberjim · 09-22-2009, 02:33 PM

well, that's real nice

Shawnee123 · 09-22-2009, 02:40 PM

There is a lot of "nice" going around the Cellar these days.

lumberjim · 09-22-2009, 02:43 PM

I get the feeling that Pie doesn't like me very much.... It's hard to put your finger on it....but still....it's there.....you have to be pretty perceptive and read between the words.....but...yeah...there it is.

Pie · 09-22-2009, 03:00 PM

Well, who else am I going to pick on??
Anyone? Anyone?. . . Bueller?

lumberjim · 09-22-2009, 03:06 PM

I just wish you'd consider my feelings before you say such hurtful things, that's all.

Trilby · 09-22-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

well, that's real nice

,and that';s some overcommaztion right, up, there.

Pie · 09-22-2009, 03:08 PM

Oh, I consider them. And reject them.

09-21-2009, 11:18 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	We've said it all That's why you guys are so boring. maybe tell some fart jokes or something? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 07:57 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm busy. So busy that I'm creating a list of stuff I need to rant about......when I have time pthuuuuuurrrp! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2009, 09:17 AM	#4
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	If an elephant's front legs are running at 50 miles per hour, what are it's back legs doing? hauling ass. __________________ to live and die in LA

09-22-2009, 09:48 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wtfw? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 01:02 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	THIS IS MY 15,600TH POST, EMEFFERS! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 07:39 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	So there was this guy, and it was some special occasion, like his birthday or something. And he got home from work, and his wife greeted him at the door. And she put a blindfold on him and brought him into another room and then left for a minute. He was thinking about sex, or maybe that's another joke, so anyway, he farted while she was gone. A lot. And then she came back and took the blindfold off, and the room was full of people. And they had all been there while he had farted!

09-22-2009, 09:35 AM	#5
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	WTF?

09-22-2009, 01:06 PM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	. . . And only 15,599 of them sucked. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-22-2009, 02:33 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, that's real nice __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 02:40 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There is a lot of "nice" going around the Cellar these days. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-22-2009, 02:43 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I get the feeling that Pie doesn't like me very much.... It's hard to put your finger on it....but still....it's there.....you have to be pretty perceptive and read between the words.....but...yeah...there it is. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 03:00 PM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Well, who else am I going to pick on?? Anyone? Anyone?. . . Bueller? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-22-2009, 03:06 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just wish you'd consider my feelings before you say such hurtful things, that's all. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2009, 03:08 PM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Oh, I consider them. And reject them. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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