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Old 12-11-2016, 11:52 PM   #5521
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What's better than roses on YOUR piano?

Tulips on YOUR organ.


For Christ's sake, the words matter.
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:58 PM   #5522
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Maybe Sheldon wrote that joke.

Maybe you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

Maybe any ol' organ will do.

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Old 12-12-2016, 03:39 PM   #5523
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Old 12-12-2016, 03:40 PM   #5524
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You won't know till she takes her face off...
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Old 12-12-2016, 03:43 PM   #5525
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Heheh, he's fingering his organ.
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Old 12-13-2016, 05:07 PM   #5526
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I thought I put this up, already.

Apologies if I did.

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Old 12-13-2016, 10:07 PM   #5527
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awesome. needed that tonight.
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Old 12-23-2016, 03:38 PM   #5528
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Just one minute of your time you won't regret, or your money back.

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Old 12-23-2016, 10:11 PM   #5529
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Completely worthwhile. And. I sneeze like that, with the power of the second and the direction of the first.
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Old 12-24-2016, 05:57 PM   #5530
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Completely worthwhile. And. I sneeze like that, with the power of the second and the direction of the first.
So...that's not tinsel on your tree, then?

I thought it was tinsel, but, it's not.
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Old 12-24-2016, 06:30 PM   #5531
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... but it' snot.
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Old 12-26-2016, 02:04 AM   #5532
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Old 12-26-2016, 07:06 AM   #5533
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Old 12-30-2016, 01:14 AM   #5534
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Ha Ha Ha, a friend says the same thing about his tools and stuff he added to his cars.
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:53 AM   #5535
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OUCH on the tools! That'd absolutely suck. That being said, I'm super glad my sweetie knows which of my books are autographed, rare, old, etc. The thought of my Brian-Froud-autographed Dark Crystal graphic novel bought new in 1982 (autographed in the late 90s) going for a quarter at a rummage sale can really get me riled up.
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