88-year-old Woman Fends off Intruder

Gravdigr · 11-01-2010, 03:05 AM

from WBKO.com

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An feisty 88-year-old Kentucky woman says she must have had perfect aim when she fought off an intruder by kicking him.

Kathryn Byassee says she came upon the intruder, who was wearing a pumpkin mask, at 5 a.m. Tuesday in her kitchen. Byassee tells WPSD-TV that she asked him who he was and what he wanted and he never answered her, instead wrestling her into her bedroom and trying to smother her with a pillow.

That's when Byassee says she was "mad enough to do almost anything," so she kicked him. She says she thinks she "hit a vital spot, and he left."

Mayfield police are investigating.

If you're too lazy to read, watch it here.

What a night. Kicked in the nuts by an old lady...

capnhowdy · 11-01-2010, 06:48 AM

There's only one thing more painful and humiliating than getting kicked in the nuts. That's getting kicked in the nuts by a little old lady.

Trilby · 11-01-2010, 06:52 AM

You don't mess with the little old ladies of Kentucky.

I thought everyone knew that.

11-01-2010, 06:48 AM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	There's only one thing more painful and humiliating than getting kicked in the nuts. That's getting kicked in the nuts by a little old lady. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-01-2010, 06:52 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You don't mess with the little old ladies of Kentucky. I thought everyone knew that. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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