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View Poll Results: Imagine there's a spider in your house....
You bitch you put the S word in a topic title 3 9.09%
I squish the nasty yucky little cannibals bastards 8 24.24%
Perfectly okay in their own right, perform many useful functions, I escort them outside 16 48.48%
I find them beautiful and fascinating and keep them as pets 3 9.09%
Afraid of those little things? Where I come from they’re so big I ride them to work 3 9.09%
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:08 PM   #31
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That map is wrong. I personally know one person, in the Philly area, that was bitten by a recluse, read about another one in the paper, and heard about a third.

It's BrianR's fault, trucking the damn things all over the place.
I can add two known brown recluse bites (that necrotized in an ugly manner) in the Philadelphia area, and raise you having seen one of the bastards on my new agey friend's porch, which is the reason that it lived past my seeing it. She had a freak-out when I suggested it just needed killin'.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:21 PM   #32
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My mom was bitten by one in Chester County, at least that was the diagnosis. I was surprised by the map too.
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:45 PM   #33
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I watched my mother kill a black widow once,

Is she a racist? Or was she concerned that the widow might come husband shopping around your way?


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Old 10-17-2009, 05:20 AM   #34
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But Pie, you might get reincarnated as a fly, and get eaten again.
I'm beginning to think it will take another lifetime before I'm eaten again...
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Old 10-17-2009, 07:54 AM   #35
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That's a point: there isn't much danger of a deadly spidey bite over here...
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:23 AM   #36
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Oh yeah, and that.
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:57 AM   #37
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Most of my yucky spider stories come from my overseas adventures in my younger days. I just swatted one on my wall.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:08 AM   #38
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Plenty of spiders here in the American south. I was bitten on the hand by a brown recluse - made my hand look like a foot for a week and I lost a dime-sized bit of necrotic tissue. I like spiders, all critters really, but especially like our wolf spiders here. They grow quite large and will 'challenge' you - turn on you, rise up, and appear to say, "c'mon, bring it on!"
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:40 AM   #39
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But Pie, you might get reincarnated as a fly, and get eaten again.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:43 AM   #40
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Old 10-17-2009, 02:17 PM   #41
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..of being eaten...
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Old 10-17-2009, 06:35 PM   #42
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Plenty of spiders here in the American south. I was bitten on the hand by a brown recluse - made my hand look like a foot for a week and I lost a dime-sized bit of necrotic tissue. I like spiders, all critters really, but especially like our wolf spiders here. They grow quite large and will 'challenge' you - turn on you, rise up, and appear to say, "c'mon, bring it on!"
Here is a Sydney Funnel-web in "bring it on, bitch!" posture. Remember, this thing is about 4 or 5 cm across, those fangs are 6 or 7 mm long, can penetrate fingernails or soft clothing, and are dripping with venom that will kill you in a few hours if you don't get to hospital damn fast.

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Old 10-18-2009, 12:50 AM   #43
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But it's probably trying to defend it's babies... won't someone please think of the children? :p
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