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04-08-2012, 05:39 PM
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And I dedicate the song to Paula Abduala.
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04-09-2012, 02:24 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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If you mean Paula Abdul, then you must know that she's Jewish. From the lyrics in the song (i.e. "I just wanna be the one to serve you") I take it this means you're willing to convert.
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04-09-2012, 03:14 PM
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I would DIE for a Jewish wife...
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04-09-2012, 04:28 PM
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Oprah Oprahtive
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whi'ch would of course, defeat the porpoise.
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04-09-2012, 04:42 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Die?!
I have yet to meet the woman I would die for...I mean, I love Baby and all, but...
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04-09-2012, 06:11 PM
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04-09-2012, 06:28 PM
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a beautiful fool
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you should take it as a sign of acceptance. for someone to take the trouble to create a puppet of you surely means that you've been assimilated and accepted into the fold.
no going back now. you've carved out your niche. a whacky one trick niche, but a niche, nonetheless.
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04-10-2012, 04:57 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Listen to Jim. He is a wise man.
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04-10-2012, 08:03 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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The guy across the street from my mom's house converted for his Jewish wife. He was already circumcised, but she insisted that he had to go through the ceremony anyway, including a symbolic nick on his wang from a dude with a razor. We were impressed with his dedication.
But then she divorced him a few years later anyway, and ironically married a Catholic who refused to convert for her. |
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04-10-2012, 10:05 AM
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a beautiful fool
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Wisely refused. When she leaves him, his wang will be un nicked
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04-10-2012, 04:16 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-10-2012, 04:21 PM
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So, no manscaping for you then?
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