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Old 08-29-2011, 03:15 PM   #106
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Old 08-31-2011, 06:59 AM   #107
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This one may tickle your fancy... but I don't know if this device had made it to market but it certainly came thru the patent process...

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for those phone calls you can't afford to miss...
I would probably design it differently.

Vibrator with Bluetooth receptor
Application (iPhone/Androïd/whatever) to scan SMS reception

On reception of a specifically formatted message, activation of the Bluetooth link
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:09 AM   #108
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I would probably design it differently.

Vibrator with Bluetooth receptor
Application (iPhone/Androïd/whatever) to scan SMS reception

On reception of a specifically formatted message, activation of the Bluetooth link
if you need help with the patent process just give me a call.

err... not on the cell phone tho.. my wife borrowed that last week
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:24 AM   #109
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Grav I saw some gorgeous hats today.
My acquisitive little fingers fingered them, and their price tags, seeking to justify a purchase...

But I behaved.
I do not need a hat.
I have a hat.
I wear it about five times a year and even than have to take it off if I'm walking as my head gets too hot.
The hat I have, I bought via the internet and have never seen anyone else wearing. Even if I could afford and justify one of the hats I saw today, I would see them on much younger, slimmer girls and feel ashamed.

So.

I'll leave the R2D2 hat and just take the chap underneath.
I don't already have one of those.
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:02 PM   #110
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Is that glatt under that hat?
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:54 PM   #111
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It's the glatt in the hat.
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Old 09-01-2011, 03:18 PM   #112
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I did wonder.
He's handsome and pointy enough to be Glatt.
But I worried at the last second it he might be Griff, so I didn't comment.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:55 AM   #113
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I'll leave the R2D2 hat and just take the chap underneath.
I don't already have one of those.
I was trying to figure that out, now I see it. I thought it was PAC man.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:46 PM   #114
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I was trying to figure that out, now I see it. I thought it was PAC man.
You were otherwise occupied from 1977 through 2005, weren't you.
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:16 PM   #115
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Ted Denslow: Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:11 PM   #116
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:21 PM   #117
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You were otherwise occupied from 1977 through 2005, weren't you.
Sort of.... with Ms. Pac Man and some other recreations.
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Old 09-18-2011, 07:47 PM   #118
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Couldn't stop laughing while looking at this.

But I've had a couple times where this would have been helpful in answering some of my doctor's questions.
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:13 PM   #119
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:10 AM   #120
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If that guy shaved his head, he would be pretty hot.
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