Nightmare Fuel - Page 28

Gravdigr · 04-25-2016, 03:25 PM

Horizontal slalom?

glatt · 04-26-2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Horizontal slalom?

Good idea. When remote control drones get small enough, I can see kids having fun racing them through the links of a fence.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-02-2016, 04:26 PM

Practice makes... mess.

BigV · 05-04-2016, 08:29 AM

Findagrave???

Gravdigr · 05-04-2016, 11:57 AM

Findagrave.

Not to be confused with FindaGrav™, which is a latenight, post-$5-buckets-of-beer-night, inter-gender party game.

Gravdigr · 05-22-2016, 04:08 PM

Three distinct nightmare scenarios:

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xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2016, 03:13 PM

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BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.
The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.
Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

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Attaporn Boonmakchuay? Biting on... pulling down... Boonmakalaca! Boonmakalaca!
Thai people are stupid. Case in point; "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild". What are you fucking nuts?

DanaC · 05-26-2016, 03:37 PM

Damn right it should be released into the wild. Some fucktard has probably been keeping it as a pet and let it escape.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2016, 09:00 PM

No, no, no, this is Thailand not England. They released it into the wild because that's where it came from... and may again.

Fought it for half an hour while his wife and or neighbor tied a string on it? Fuck that, cut it's head off... quick.

Gravdigr · 05-27-2016, 02:37 PM

That motherfucker has to go into a woodchipper after biting my dong.

Fuck that "released to the wild" shit.

DanaC · 05-27-2016, 03:30 PM

I'm surprised - I'd have thought you'd want your snake released into the wild :P

Gravdigr · 05-27-2016, 03:43 PM

My snake, sure. Not that one, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2016, 04:25 PM

Not one that has been trying to pull your dick down the drain for half an hour.

LOOK AT THE BLOOD!

BigV · 05-27-2016, 07:22 PM

NO TEETH!!!

BAD PYTHON! BAD BAD BAD!

BigV · 05-27-2016, 07:26 PM

Y'know, it mighta been thirty seconds and *felt* like half a minute.

I've been bitten by big snakes (not on my dick, however) and it's a project getting them loose. They're built to move that material down the gullet.

04-25-2016, 03:25 PM	#406
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Horizontal slalom? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-02-2016, 04:26 PM	#408
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Practice makes... mess. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-04-2016, 08:29 AM	#409
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Findagrave??? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-04-2016, 11:57 AM	#410
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Findagrave. Not to be confused with FindaGrav™, which is a latenight, post-$5-buckets-of-beer-night, inter-gender party game. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-22-2016, 04:08 PM	#411
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Three distinct nightmare scenarios: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-26-2016, 09:00 PM	#414
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, no, no, this is Thailand not England. They released it into the wild because that's where it came from... and may again. Fought it for half an hour while his wife and or neighbor tied a string on it? Fuck that, cut it's head off... quick. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-27-2016, 02:37 PM	#415
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That motherfucker has to go into a woodchipper after biting my dong. Fuck that "released to the wild" shit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-27-2016, 03:43 PM	#417
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My snake, sure. Not that one, though. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-27-2016, 04:25 PM	#418
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not one that has been trying to pull your dick down the drain for half an hour. LOOK AT THE BLOOD! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-27-2016, 07:22 PM	#419
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	NO TEETH!!! BAD PYTHON! BAD BAD BAD! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-27-2016, 07:26 PM	#420
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Y'know, it mighta been thirty seconds and felt like half a minute. I've been bitten by big snakes (not on my dick, however) and it's a project getting them loose. They're built to move that material down the gullet. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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