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Old 05-04-2020, 12:43 PM   #6016
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It seems to me that any regular user of a drill press would risk instinctively raising the bit before turning it off--thus splattering their kitchen in a glorious Jackson Pollack of chocolate cake batter.
Mind over batter.
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:32 PM   #6017
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:17 PM   #6018
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Old 05-16-2020, 02:03 PM   #6019
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:44 AM   #6020
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When you're a sports commentator without any sport on which to comment(ate), you still have to fill in the time somehow.

Another one from Mabel and Olive...

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Old 05-28-2020, 08:55 PM   #6021
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Old 05-29-2020, 09:18 AM   #6022
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Old 06-18-2020, 10:41 PM   #6023
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Logic, politician style.
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Old 06-20-2020, 01:55 AM   #6024
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Old 06-20-2020, 11:06 AM   #6025
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wow, finally, one of these ... internet PSAs that I kinda love.
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Old 06-26-2020, 08:56 AM   #6026
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Old 07-03-2020, 10:59 PM   #6027
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Old 07-04-2020, 10:55 AM   #6028
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Hahahaha!



(I wonder if that's the Timmy that fell down the well back in the day. Guess that wouldn't have been *too* traumatic.)
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