Chosen Mysteries - Page 3

Pete Zicato · 01-24-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest

they were Indians.

Ha. Can you tell I'm American? I was thinking feathers instead of dots and wondering why Indians decided to pick up cricket.

ZenGum · 01-24-2012, 10:05 PM

Yesterday my mate visited and we were talking crap, as we do.

There was a recent story (did I see it here? Cheeseburger network, maybe?) about a woman with a rare medical condition, essentially she has two vaginas. She has declined a million dollar offer to make a porno.

But this got us thinking, how many co-stars would she need? or rather, be able to accomodate?
V1, V2, anal, oral, one in each hand ... six?
(which is why the seventh dwarf was Grumpy

)

We thought there might be problems with access, so we decided the the partners would have to be midget porn stars.

But there might still be difficulties with angles and that, so maybe we need a few midget amputee porn stars.

Are there any? We could have googled it.

And at that point, we decided not to. This was our chosen mystery: how many midget amputee pornstars are there? I may never know.

HungLikeJesus · 01-24-2012, 11:28 PM

All of them.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2012, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Ha. Can you tell I'm American? I was thinking feathers instead of dots and wondering why Indians decided to pick up cricket.

Yeah, our Indians play lacrosse.

Rhianne · 01-25-2012, 01:43 PM

Bacon.

Just about everyone seems to love it and think it to be the food of the gods, even folk who no longer eat meat.

I'm happy to leave it untasted, to me it smells like a dead pig's half-burnt, partially decomposed corpse.

HungLikeJesus · 01-25-2012, 01:53 PM

Of course - that's what it is.

Sundae · 01-25-2012, 01:59 PM

Rhianne, you write as though you have never tasted bacon. That's unusual unless for religious or moral reasons (and most vegetarians aren't born, but make informed decisions later.)

I'd be interested to know your original reason, if it's something you are willing to share.

Rhianne · 01-25-2012, 03:14 PM

I don't eat meat, I don't feel as I have the right to kill just for food, and I although I've no religious beliefs myself I was brought up in a muslim home.

Sundae · 01-25-2012, 03:17 PM

Thank you.
Explained.

BigV · 01-25-2012, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

You have as much right as anyone to modify our alphabet/punctuation.

don't forget altering the symbols for base ten arithmetic.

wolf · 01-25-2012, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

I did not known about that before !?

no, no, no.

What punctuation mark do you use when the question and the exclamation carry equal weight‽

See ... simple.

‽

Lamplighter · 01-25-2012, 06:37 PM

Agreed... and Wikipedia says !? is OK too

Pete Zicato · 01-25-2012, 06:40 PM

Hey, there's a unicode code point for it, so it must be legit.

HungLikeJesus · 01-25-2012, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

... I don't feel as I have the right to kill just for food, ...

You've got to kill something for food. That head of lettuce didn't even get a chance to run free.

Just think of all the pigs and chickens that didn't even get a chance at a short happy life because you refused to support them.

It makes me sad.

HungLikeJesus · 01-25-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

don't forget altering the symbols for base ten arithmetic.

And next we'll straighten out this calendar mess.

That's my planned presidential campaign platform.

01-24-2012, 10:05 PM	#32
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yesterday my mate visited and we were talking crap, as we do. There was a recent story (did I see it here? Cheeseburger network, maybe?) about a woman with a rare medical condition, essentially she has two vaginas. She has declined a million dollar offer to make a porno. But this got us thinking, how many co-stars would she need? or rather, be able to accomodate? V1, V2, anal, oral, one in each hand ... six? (which is why the seventh dwarf was Grumpy ) We thought there might be problems with access, so we decided the the partners would have to be midget porn stars. But there might still be difficulties with angles and that, so maybe we need a few midget amputee porn stars. Are there any? We could have googled it. And at that point, we decided not to. This was our chosen mystery: how many midget amputee pornstars are there? I may never know. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-24-2012, 11:28 PM	#33
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	All of them. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-25-2012, 01:53 PM	#36
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Of course - that's what it is. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-25-2012, 06:40 PM	#43
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Hey, there's a unicode code point for it, so it must be legit. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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01-25-2012, 01:43 PM	#35
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Bacon. Just about everyone seems to love it and think it to be the food of the gods, even folk who no longer eat meat. I'm happy to leave it untasted, to me it smells like a dead pig's half-burnt, partially decomposed corpse.

01-25-2012, 01:59 PM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Rhianne, you write as though you have never tasted bacon. That's unusual unless for religious or moral reasons (and most vegetarians aren't born, but make informed decisions later.) I'd be interested to know your original reason, if it's something you are willing to share.

01-25-2012, 03:14 PM	#38
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I don't eat meat, I don't feel as I have the right to kill just for food, and I although I've no religious beliefs myself I was brought up in a muslim home.

01-25-2012, 03:17 PM	#39
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Thank you. Explained.

01-25-2012, 06:37 PM	#42
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Agreed... and Wikipedia says !? is OK too

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