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Old 03-19-2012, 03:41 AM   #1
ZenGum
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Orders, captain?

It's an emergency.

Everyone issue one or two orders. After twenty posts we try to figure out what happened.


Both engines to full! Thirty degrees right rudder!

Bosun, get that spotlight WORKING!
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Old 03-19-2012, 03:46 AM   #2
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Secure your equipment!

Stand by to stand by!
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Old 03-19-2012, 04:44 AM   #3
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Find the cocktail shaker!!! And the toilet roll!!!!


Sent by thought transference
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:12 AM   #4
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All hands start bailing.

and For the love of God, someone cage the monkey!
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:21 AM   #5
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Batten down the hatches. Tally me bananas.
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:42 AM   #6
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Bartender, I'll have a gin 'n tonic please.


( different sort of orders ya' know )
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Old 03-19-2012, 06:26 AM   #7
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Find that G spot!

Find me something to crack this with.
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Old 03-19-2012, 06:37 AM   #8
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Find that G spot!

Find me something to crack this with.

Barkeep !!, I'm still waiting on that G 'n T , and set up the young lady monstah with a Screwdriver would ya.

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Old 03-19-2012, 07:24 AM   #9
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Gentlemen, synchronize your watches!

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:53 AM   #10
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Every one shut the fuck up! I'm in command!
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:00 AM   #11
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Do whatever you want to the woman, but leave me alone!

Hand me that piano.
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:06 AM   #12
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Up periscope!

Damn the torpedoes!
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:07 AM   #13
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I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!

All she's got isn't good enough! What else ya got?
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:14 AM   #14
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I have a small aubergine.....
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:12 AM   #15
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When in worry or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Look busy.
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