|
|
|||||||
| Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
06-02-2009, 04:05 PM
|
#241 |
|
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
|
I got kicked off of my basketball team
for wearing high heel sneakers and acting like a queen....
__________________
Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
|
|
|
06-02-2009, 11:33 PM
|
#242 |
|
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
|
You heard the voice again last night
You're fooling yourself, this ain't no dream Well maybe it's not too late You can still feed the hand of fate Just roll the dice and play the game
__________________
We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
|
|
|
|
06-03-2009, 03:19 AM
|
#243 |
|
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
|
My little pony
I love my little pony I brush and comb her hair bwahahahaaaa
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
|
|
|
|
06-03-2009, 07:03 AM
|
#244 |
|
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
|
And the sign said "Long haired freaky people need not apply"...
__________________
Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
|
|
|
|
06-03-2009, 08:11 PM
|
#245 |
|
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
|
HAIR!
Gimme a head with hair!
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
|
|
|
|
06-03-2009, 11:52 PM
|
#246 |
|
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
|
Don't touch, never ever steal
Unless you're in for the kill Or you'll be hit by the curse of the pharaohs Yes you'll be hit and the curse is on you
__________________
We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 01:43 AM
|
#247 |
|
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
|
I met a guy who looked like he might have been a hat check clerk at an ice rink, which in fact, he turned out to be.
__________________
  wolf eht htiw og"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 04:01 AM
|
#248 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around Turned you into someone new |
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 04:50 AM
|
#249 |
|
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
|
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I don't have to runday It's just another manic Monday Worst lyrics ever?
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 09:35 AM
|
#250 |
|
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
|
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 09:38 AM
|
#251 |
|
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
You pops caught you smoking and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day Man, living at home is such a drag Now your mom threw away your best porno mag |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 03:58 PM
|
#252 |
|
is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
Posts: 1,510
|
In walked her daddy standing six foot four, said "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more."
__________________
Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 04:11 PM
|
#253 |
|
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
|
Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday...Like Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday...Redefine happiness Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are Come on baby...don't fear the reaper Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper Baby I'm your man...
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 04:13 PM
|
#254 |
|
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
|
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong For the most part theyre right But look how they all got strong Thats why I say hey man nice shot What a good shot man A man Has gun Hey man Have fun Nice shot Now that the smokes gone And the air is all clear Those who were right there Got a new kind of fear Youd fight and you were right But they were just to strong Theyd stick it in your face And let you smell what they consider wrong Thats why I say hey man nice, nice shot
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
|
|
|
|
06-04-2009, 04:43 PM
|
#255 | |
|
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
|
Quote:
Close your eyes Give me your hand, darlin’ Do you feel my heart beating Do you understand Do you feel the same Am I only dreaming Is this burning an eternal flame? We always changed it to: Is this burning some sort of infection?
__________________
per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
|
|
|
|
|
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
