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Old 01-04-2012, 08:49 AM   #16
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I don't get it. Why would someone intentionally have children?
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Old 01-04-2012, 09:02 AM   #17
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:05 AM   #18
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I don't get it. Why would someone intentionally have children?
I've been asking myself that a lot lately.
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:48 PM   #19
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the liquor makes it hard to remember.
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Old 01-06-2012, 06:19 PM   #20
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I don't get it. Why would someone intentionally have children?
As a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of the world?

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the liquor makes it hard to remember.
Licker? It takes more than that!
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Old 01-06-2012, 06:58 PM   #21
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Liquor in the front.
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:09 PM   #22
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Liquor in the front.
Poker in the rear.

That won't make any kids
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Old 01-07-2012, 05:20 AM   #23
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Liquor=children...liquor=children....

hard to say.

I had my first kid because I was clean and sober.

I had my second kid because we drank all the tequila in the bar.

I don't know what kind of conclusions to make from that data.
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Old 01-07-2012, 08:21 AM   #24
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Which kid came out better?
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Old 01-07-2012, 08:32 AM   #25
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The liquored up one just slid right out?
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Old 01-07-2012, 08:45 AM   #26
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Cigarettes and booze are prescribed for pregnant women, it reduces the birth weight of the baby and makes for an easier delivery
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:56 AM   #27
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Which kid came out better?
Define "better"

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Old 01-07-2012, 09:58 AM   #28
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I hesitate to define that.
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:05 AM   #29
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I hesitate to define that.
Me, too.

Kids are weird. Technically speaking, I have two first borns as they both are the one and only child of two different guys.

They are both the only male flag-bearer for their papas last names.

eta: anyway, I think I'm going to do the sensible and responsible thing and see which one is best based on how many dream vacations they take me on.
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:00 AM   #30
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So far its a tie then?
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