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Old 04-02-2008, 12:28 AM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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What are you worth in bed?

What should your hourly rate for sexual services be?
http://hellarity.us/worth/

I'm worth a buck three eighty
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:34 AM   #2
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$949...apparently worth less than average. My wife would disagree.
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Old 04-02-2008, 04:27 AM   #3
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$1,193!

I'm willing to negotiate
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Old 04-02-2008, 04:34 AM   #4
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:38 AM   #5
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1,086/hr in bed. I've finally found my calling.
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:48 AM   #6
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$826per hour. wow....that's more than i make in a day... i should stay home and just do it today!



bow chicka bow wow.
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:54 AM   #7
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$1,209 per hour baby
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:56 AM   #8
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i think i got docked for snoring....
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:00 AM   #9
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$1010 an hour
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:06 AM   #10
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$1,071 with my true cup size, A. If I upgrade to a C, it only increases my rate to $1102.

Assuming around $6,000 for a nice upgraded set, it would take 193 hours to pay for them. Not worth it.
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:15 AM   #11
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Absolutely worthless apparently!! ha haaa!

Where is the "how much people should charge you" quiz? I'll be over there.
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:30 AM   #12
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$1,193. I do support the barter system for anyone interested.
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:31 AM   #13
toranokaze
I'm still a jerk
 
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1,193/hr and I do accept competitors' coupons
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:40 AM   #14
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811

and I question these high numbers since I am tame I thought...desease free...and only have ear peircings. lol
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:46 AM   #15
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Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!! Hopefully the programmer's bedroom skills are better than their coding and/or math ability!
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