|
Image of the Day Images that will blow your mind - every day. [Blog] [RSS] [XML] |
|
Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
11-30-2018, 11:30 PM | #1 | ||||
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Dec 1st, 2018: Big Cow
You’ve probably seen pictures of Knickers, they’re all over the internet.
When I first saw them I thought, no surprise, we breed for bigger and bigger meat all the time. But then I started reading stupid comments like how much milk he can give, until I expected to read someone ask what size eggs he lays. CNN says “Australian, 7 years old, Holstein-Friesian steer, 194 centimeters (76 inches) tall and weighs 1.4 tonnes (3,086 lbs)”. ABC Australia says, “tallest steer in Australia, 194 centimetres, 1,400 kilograms(3086 lbs), equals about 4,000 hamburgers.” But the Washington Post headline says, “Meet Knickers, the giant cow that is neither a cow nor a giant” Quote:
The Guardian takes issue with WAPO… Quote:
But Canada says, ours is bigger than yours, neener-neener-neener. Of course I kidding, Canada wouldn't do that, maybe a passive aggressive mention at most. Quote:
Quote:
link link link link link
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
||||
12-01-2018, 10:18 AM | #2 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Ahh, I found the wizard behind the curtain...
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-01-2018, 11:25 AM | #3 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
LOL
touche'
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
12-01-2018, 11:50 AM | #4 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern California
Posts: 2,122
|
This guy lived up the highway a bit. You could see him from a side road.
RIP Daniel. https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/ju...worlds-talles/ May need a "t' in addy |
12-01-2018, 03:47 PM | #5 |
Master Locutor
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 151
|
Please, can we have Aurochs brought back. (Also, Pleistocene Bison).
Thank you. |
12-01-2018, 10:43 PM | #6 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Jim, one place in that link said 6'4" and another said 6"2"?
It also said Tallest Dairy Cow, but with the name Daniel and no udder I'm guessing bull, more likely steer. 100 lbs of hay and 15 lbs of grain will produce a prodigious pile of poop every day.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-03-2018, 04:33 PM | #7 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
I don't give a rip if he's "not as big as he seems" - that is still one fucking ginormous steer.
|
12-04-2018, 12:00 AM | #8 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Of course the pictures are taken for maximum effect, and there's a shitload of people who have never met a bovine of any size or shape.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-04-2018, 03:59 AM | #9 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
C'mon, now. We've all took a fat girl home.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
12-04-2018, 03:59 AM | #10 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
No, not the train.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
12-04-2018, 06:55 AM | #11 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
|
Even the English don't know a steer from a cow, we'll all be eating Cargill lab meat soon enough.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|