Predictions - Page 2

Dagney · 09-07-2003, 08:11 PM

But But but...I don't HAVE any guns yet!

That's on my list of things to do this year...remember?

Learn to ride
Learn to shoot
Get married.

There's something Freudian in there somewhere *G* (nobody tell Brian *G*)

Dagney

SteveDallas · 09-07-2003, 09:05 PM

I predict I'm going to discover I'm really one of wolf's patients, and I've been hallucinating for years, and they've just been humoring me. ("OK, now this one's Steve... he thinks he's a network administrator, so every once in a while we hand him a punchdown tool--with the cutting blade blunted--and tell him we need some CAT5 terminated. And about once a month we call his cell phone at 3 PM on a Sunday or 9:30PM on a weeknight and tell him the internet's broken. And once a year you should ask him for an equipment budget and a five-year plan. He'll bitch about it, but it keeps him from going fetal.")

russotto · 09-08-2003, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Uryoces
I predict the RIAA will be tried as a RICO early next year. The MPAA will wisely become silent and non-litigous. This RICO suit will also call attention to the DMCA's illegality, and it will be struck or toned down greatly by the end of 2004 or early 2005.

In other news, Bill Gates will announce a new Linux-based open-source version of Windows and Office, John Ashcroft will resign in tears, saying he just can't bear to destroy the Constitution any more, and Hell will freeze over.

09-07-2003, 08:11 PM	#16
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	But But but...I don't HAVE any guns yet! That's on my list of things to do this year...remember? Learn to ride Learn to shoot Get married. There's something Freudian in there somewhere G (nobody tell Brian G) Dagney __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

09-07-2003, 09:05 PM	#17
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I predict I'm going to discover I'm really one of wolf's patients, and I've been hallucinating for years, and they've just been humoring me. ("OK, now this one's Steve... he thinks he's a network administrator, so every once in a while we hand him a punchdown tool--with the cutting blade blunted--and tell him we need some CAT5 terminated. And about once a month we call his cell phone at 3 PM on a Sunday or 9:30PM on a weeknight and tell him the internet's broken. And once a year you should ask him for an equipment budget and a five-year plan. He'll bitch about it, but it keeps him from going fetal.")

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