The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-21-2011, 01:19 AM   #1
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
What's grossing you out today?

I caught 3 teenage boys sorting through the bucket inside the smokers outpost thing outside the back door at work. I was astonished. I was like..

"oh, damn! What the he'll are you guys DOooooing?!"

They were looking smokes! Ew!

What the Christ!? Thats has got to be top ten on the most dangerously nonhygenic practices list, right?
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 03:52 AM   #2
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
I've done that. During times of serious financial difficulty, and also during times of trying to stop smoking (walked past a pub and seen almost full cigarette left in ashtray on tables outside - fell off the wagon having first made sure nobody was around to see :P)

Heres the thing about nicoteine: it messes with the part of the brain that deals with fear. That's why the scary health messages don't persuade smokers to stop. They're great at scaring people into not trying, but once you have a nicoteine addiction, then that's not going to work.

Fear of germs and disease is a pretty basic human fear. The fact that someone will disregard that in favour of a nicoteine fix isn' just due to the need for nicoteine outweighing the fear of disease, but also that the brain has stopped processing fear in the usual way when the addicted brain is nicoteine starved.
__________________
Quote:
There's only so much punishment a man can take in pursuit of punani. - Sundae
http://sites.google.com/site/danispoetry/
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 03:56 AM   #3
grynch
the big Cheese
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 390
I worked for a time at the WHO ( World Health Org ) ... it's now a no-smoking site..anywhere indoor or out, but at the time it was rather funny, sad to see the smokers huddled behind a stairwell at the back of the building.
grynch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 06:22 AM   #4
Trilby
Slattern of the Swail
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
I can think of way grosser things.

smoking someone else's butt? No biggie.
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
Trilby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 07:05 AM   #5
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
Less gross than toddlers picking up old gum and chewing it.....
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 12:35 PM   #6
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
alert-- you have been warned.

























I'm not kidding.


































ok. you scrolled for it.










I have cats and a dog. I used to have two dogs, but Bora died a couple years ago so I only have Andy the Reluctant Outdoor Dog now. He likes cat food. He likes it way better than his dog food. He will (pussywhipped dog that he is) wait until the cats have eaten their fill and then nip up any remaining kibbles in their dish, leaving his own dog food untouched.

He likes cat food so much...

"how much?" you say.








Ugh. I've caught him bypassing his own full bowl of dog food to get at the cat food, even after it's been passed through the cat. Yeah. He eats cat shit.





not all the time, not every day or every week. but regularly enough to make ME sick to my stomach. :HURL: I warned you.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 12:50 PM   #7
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
I thought all dogs did that. yet another reason why I hate them to infinity and beyond
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 12:56 PM   #8
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
I've had a number of dogs... not all of them did it. THIS one is by far the most annoying one wrt this habit.

I am a dog person, and I love my cats. This habit is fucked up though.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 01:17 PM   #9
glatt
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
And then it licked your face while wagging its tail vigorously.
glatt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 01:34 PM   #10
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
Ah, no.

I know where that tongue's been. And even when it's not the catbox, it might have recently been "on vacation". No. Thank. You. I'm not a dog kisser. I love'em, but it's strictly platonic. Ew.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 01:54 PM   #11
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Today?
Got a lift home with my lovely cow-orker.
She was down in class 1 today, as they were a TA short.
She told me a story which grossed me out.

She was working one-on-one with a boy I know from Reception last year and she realised he was a bit... whiffy.
Oh dear, what's that on his fingers, which he keeps sniffing?
Whatever is on his fingers it looks like he's been wiping it on his shirt too.
Ah.
Yes.
That would explain the colour of his socks too..

Turns out he was sitting on a pretty heavy load for a while.
I am so grateful I wasn't seconded down there today. She used to work in a pre-school, so she is used to poo-bums.
I am not and would totally have disgraced myself by retching and possibly even running away.
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 01:57 PM   #12
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
It's nasty enough cleaning up your own child, but somebody elses....

Nurses are underpaid
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 02:31 PM   #13
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
I thought all dogs did that. yet another reason why I hate them to infinity and beyond
No. Not all dogs.

We had a westie that was a bit of a sod for eating shit. But he's the only dog I've ever had that did.

They used to say that it was a sign of some vitamin or nutritional deficiency, but that might just be folk wisdom.
__________________
Quote:
There's only so much punishment a man can take in pursuit of punani. - Sundae
http://sites.google.com/site/danispoetry/
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2011, 10:08 PM   #14
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
Neither of the two extra kids I watch for a couple hours after therapy are potty-trained. One is okay as long as you take him frequently, but the other one specifically refuses to use the toilet at my house so far. The therapists always change her into a diaper before I pick them up... but the other day, she went out of her way to pull down her diaper, squat, and drop a load on my carpet.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2011, 09:29 PM   #15
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
lovely.
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:52 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.