my grinded gears

henry quirk · 03-15-2013, 08:48 AM

Feinstein: Do you need a bazooka?

Quirk: Not now, no...but should I need one, can find one, can afford one, then I'll damned well have one.

#

Francis: I can't excommunicate the bulk of the Church!

Quirk: Then you preside over a carcass.

#

Flight Attendant: No small knives!

Quirk: Agreed! Instead: Butcher knives! Swords!

#

Any politician you care to name: I need your support (money!).

Quirk: No.

#

Any busybody you care to name: That's not good for you!

Quirk: Mind your own business.

#

Fat ass poor person: It's not fair you have more! Gimme!

Quirk: No.

#

Fat ass rich person: I create jobs, drive the economy! I need tax breaks!

Quirk: No.

#

Young person: y u b h8n ?

Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'soda'.

#

Old person: Respect me!

Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'prune juice'.

#

Any talking head you care to name: Blah, blah, blah.

Quirk: Shut. Up.

fargon · 03-15-2013, 10:57 AM

10-4

Undertoad · 03-15-2013, 12:36 PM

Government agent: Your countrymen have taken a vote and elected representatives, who have decided that people like you should pay this amount in taxes.

Quirk:

henry quirk · 03-15-2013, 12:52 PM

BOOM! BOOM!

*reload*

ZenGum · 03-15-2013, 06:24 PM

SWAT Team: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk:

BigV · 03-15-2013, 07:42 PM

Quirk: Second gear NOW you mechanical malcontent!

Manual transmission: I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave, without the clutch that is.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-15-2013, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Drone loudspeaker ~~SWAT Team~~: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk:

henry quirk · 03-18-2013, 08:56 AM

For Bruce and Zen...

SWAT Team, or, Drone loudspeaker: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk: Come ahead, then...take me if you can!

For v...

BigV · 03-18-2013, 09:21 AM

Neutral

*chuckle*

henry quirk · 03-18-2013, 09:26 AM

Good on you!

Gravdigr · 03-18-2013, 10:48 AM

Video store clerk: Mr. Quirk, it seems you've forgotten to rewind this dvd you rented. That's gonna be about $3.50.

Mr Quirk:

henry quirk · 03-18-2013, 01:01 PM

How do you rewind a dvd?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2013, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk

For Bruce and Zen...

SWAT Team, or, Drone loudspeaker: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk: Come ahead, then...take me if you can!

Drone Loudspeaker: "As you wish, Mr Koresh... er, ah, Quirk."

henry quirk · 03-18-2013, 01:26 PM

Unfair, agent man...I'm here alone...I lead no movements...you condemn me for jackassery...fine...but let it be MY jackassery, not another's.

henry quirk · 03-21-2013, 09:37 AM

Mika Brzezinski: You shouldn't drink that!

Quirk: Mind your own bee's wax. If I have vat o soda, that's my business, not yours. If I end up with Diabetes, that my business, not yours. Insulate yourself from the consequences of my bad choices; don't remove from me the capacity to choose badly.

03-15-2013, 08:48 AM	#1
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	my grinded gears Feinstein: Do you need a bazooka? Quirk: Not now, no...but should I need one, can find one, can afford one, then I'll damned well have one. # Francis: I can't excommunicate the bulk of the Church! Quirk: Then you preside over a carcass. # Flight Attendant: No small knives! Quirk: Agreed! Instead: Butcher knives! Swords! # Any politician you care to name: I need your support (money!). Quirk: No. # Any busybody you care to name: That's not good for you! Quirk: Mind your own business. # Fat ass poor person: It's not fair you have more! Gimme! Quirk: No. # Fat ass rich person: I create jobs, drive the economy! I need tax breaks! Quirk: No. # Young person: y u b h8n ? Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'soda'. # Old person: Respect me! Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'prune juice'. # Any talking head you care to name: Blah, blah, blah. Quirk: Shut. Up.

03-15-2013, 10:57 AM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	10-4 __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-15-2013, 12:52 PM	#4
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	assuming I'm found by that debbil agent, that revenue man... BOOM! BOOM! reload

03-15-2013, 06:24 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	SWAT Team: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder. Quirk: __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-15-2013, 07:42 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Quirk: Second gear NOW you mechanical malcontent! Manual transmission: I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave, without the clutch that is. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-15-2013, 12:36 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Government agent: Your countrymen have taken a vote and elected representatives, who have decided that people like you should pay this amount in taxes. Quirk:

03-18-2013, 08:56 AM	#8
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	For Bruce and Zen... SWAT Team, or, Drone loudspeaker: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder. Quirk: Come ahead, then...take me if you can! For v...

03-18-2013, 09:21 AM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Neutral chuckle __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-18-2013, 09:26 AM	#10
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	that you got 'it' is a surprise... Good on you!

03-18-2013, 10:48 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Video store clerk: Mr. Quirk, it seems you've forgotten to rewind this dvd you rented. That's gonna be about $3.50. Mr Quirk: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2013, 01:01 PM	#12
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	How do you rewind a dvd?

03-18-2013, 01:26 PM	#14
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	prior to escape or death... Unfair, agent man...I'm here alone...I lead no movements...you condemn me for jackassery...fine...but let it be MY jackassery, not another's.

03-21-2013, 09:37 AM	#15
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	Mika Brzezinski: You shouldn't drink that! Quirk: Mind your own bee's wax. If I have vat o soda, that's my business, not yours. If I end up with Diabetes, that my business, not yours. Insulate yourself from the consequences of my bad choices; don't remove from me the capacity to choose badly.

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