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Old 10-07-2010, 10:22 AM   #31
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Haggis!

(What's not to "get" about a joke thread? Denser than a fucking rainforest, that one.)
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:35 AM   #32
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that required a swallow coffee warning, you bitch. Now I'mm'a buttfuck your stork in the mouth......
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:38 AM   #33
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(you get a very eclectic set of results if you image google "swallow coffee first". No buttfucked storks, yet, though.....)
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:43 AM   #34
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Again, I don't know my powers (mostly I don't know if I'm as funny as I think I am.) Does that apply to you to?
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:12 AM   #35
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two?
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:14 AM   #36
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Yeah, I don't know if you're as funny as I think you are, either.
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:15 AM   #37
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....speaking of not funny.......
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:33 AM   #38
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I aspire to be half as funny as you are: that way I'm still leaps and bounds ahead of most everyone in the funny department.

Hey, when you're old and tired and your looks are gone and you're all alone, you hang on to anything you have going for you (and by 'you' I mean 'me.')
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:35 AM   #39
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:40 AM   #40
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I don't put much stork in your opinion.

Fick a stork in her, she's done!

Stork: the other white bird.

That's all I got.
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:22 AM   #41
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You win a pair of silk storkings for those puns, shawnee.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:17 AM   #42
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Will you be strangling her with them?
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:18 AM   #43
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Well now I'm all choked up.

What sort of evil will you be wishing on me necks?
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Old 10-09-2010, 08:34 AM   #44
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Are we strangling people with silk stockings now? Damn I'm so behind...I've been using silk ties!
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:16 PM   #45
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Are we strangling people with silk stockings now? Damn I'm so behind...I've been using silk ties!
Are you stranglng girls or boys?
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