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View Poll Results: Gooses
I love them. I have a goose decoratin theme in my house 2 11.11%
I love them. Roasted with all the trimmings. 3 16.67%
They're nice to see in the sky but a pain on the ground 7 38.89%
Couldn't care less. Stop asking Silly Questions 0 0%
Hate Hate Hate. 6 33.33%
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:11 PM   #16
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Yes, there's a very logical reason why.... there are more geese on that side..
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:37 PM   #17
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Ever notice how when geese fly in a V formation, one side is longer than the other?
Symmetry is in the eye of the beholder.

The geese just look for calm air.
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:04 PM   #18
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I would be completely happy with shooting them and having them for dinner. What a great meal they could be.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:31 PM   #19
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Ever notice how when geese fly in a V formation, one side is longer than the other?
And the longer side depends upon which side the wind is coming from.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:29 AM   #20
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I have never been attacked by a goose.
I have never eaten a goose.
I have never stepped in goose shit.
I have never had sex with a goose.
Based on this info...geese do not exist.
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:24 AM   #21
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That would deny the existence of most animals or any organism that doesn't fall into the above mentioned categories then.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:23 AM   #22
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Grav, I don't believe you got thru school without being goosed at least once.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:45 AM   #23
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Yes, there's a very logical reason why.... there are more geese on that side.

I want to eat them. Trapping/shooting and eating them should be legal.
I know someone who cooked and tried to eat a Canada Goose. Apparently they need an awful lot of long, slow cooking. And seasoning.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:41 AM   #24
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i bet they taste like a big pigeon.... and the pigeon is the hobo of the bird world. it's a shame we're not infested by tastier animals like shrimp or blue crabs.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:47 AM   #25
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i bet they taste like a big pigeon.... and the pigeon is the hobo of the bird world. it's a shame we're not infested by tastier animals like shrimp or blue crabs.
We were. Not anymore...
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:48 AM   #26
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or French Fries
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:00 AM   #27
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@ french fries infestation. They'd need to be fresh, though. Nothing nastier than a stale fry....
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:08 AM   #28
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I'm holding out hope for a Kielbasa and Beer invasion. Super Bowl Sunday would be a good time.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:53 PM   #29
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I know someone who cooked and tried to eat a Canada Goose. Apparently they need an awful lot of long, slow cooking. And seasoning.
That's odd - I've shot and eaten many a goose, both Canadian and Snow. Never had an issue.
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:09 PM   #30
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It must have been this particular fellow. It's all goose gossip.
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