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Old 01-12-2013, 08:48 PM   #841
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We are watching a DVD of the Nutcracker. The scene where Dewdrop id dancing with her man is on the screen; he's wearing the typical tights and cod-piece outfit.

mm: He looks like he has a huge penis.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
(The male dancer twirls Dewdrop and turns around)
mm: You can see his butt cheeks.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: How come he's not wearing any underwear?
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: Well, he can't hear me anyway.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:22 PM   #842
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What, no "Nut cracker" jokes?
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:37 PM   #843
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Give her another year or two, she's only 5.5mm
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Old 01-13-2013, 01:36 PM   #844
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Very funny!
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Old 02-18-2013, 04:55 PM   #845
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Eee-wee. It's a female sheep. Thor was looking upthe word TUP to see if he could play it in the game we were playing.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:19 AM   #846
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We are watching a DVD of the Nutcracker. The scene where Dewdrop id dancing with her man is on the screen; he's wearing the typical tights and cod-piece outfit.

mm: He looks like he has a huge penis.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
(The male dancer twirls Dewdrop and turns around)
mm: You can see his butt cheeks.
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: How come he's not wearing any underwear?
inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it.
mm: Well, he can't hear me anyway.
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:59 AM   #847
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Here's a funny one. Tonight I was cuddling Eva and she fell asleep in my arms, so I was just sitting there enjoying the peace and snuggles when she started giggling. In her sleep. Then she woke herself up. Looked at me. Giggled a bit more. Then went back to sleep. Too funny, and waaay to cute for words.
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:35 PM   #848
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The kids were down at the breakfast table and I hear the mm say to her brother, "Mom ROCKS. She bought a new box of donut seeds and maple syrup."

(donut seeds = Cheerios)
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:55 PM   #849
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Old 04-15-2013, 11:38 PM   #850
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Here's a funny one. Tonight I was cuddling Eva and she fell asleep in my arms, so I was just sitting there enjoying the peace and snuggles when she started giggling. In her sleep. Then she woke herself up. Looked at me. Giggled a bit more. Then went back to sleep. Too funny, and waaay to cute for words.
Awww, man. Sleep giggles. Pound-for-pound worth one gazillion times more than pure diamonds.
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Old 04-16-2013, 11:09 PM   #851
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still funny when they're 14 and asleep on the sofa trying to read a set book. the fight was funnier, tho'
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Old 05-08-2013, 07:10 PM   #852
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Minifobette loves brussels sprouts (that part actually belongs in the happy thread.) However, she insists that they are called "pretzel sprouts."

Always makes me think of "doughnut seeds."
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Old 05-08-2013, 07:14 PM   #853
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Pretzel sprouts. I can work with that.
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:52 PM   #854
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Minifob's birthday party was this past weekend (I'll get around to posting a picture of the somewhat-less-expensive cake eventually.) One of his classmates said with a grin, "No offense, but this cake is even better than the birthday cake I had!"

I told him I would never take offense at that, and he shrugged and said, "I dunno, my mom did."
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:24 AM   #855
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