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Old 03-24-2020, 05:54 AM   #5941
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Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul
We used to have an anarchist newsletter here which had a regular feature called 'Crap Arrest Of The Week'.

I think this story would have fitted in quite nicely.
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:49 AM   #5942
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Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr
There's a Merkin version floating around, too.
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:23 PM   #5943
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:33 PM   #5944
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ow
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:53 PM   #5945
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Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.
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Old 03-24-2020, 03:24 PM   #5946
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Why is this in the humor thread?
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:01 AM   #5947
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The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt.

I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit.
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:14 AM   #5948
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I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:17 AM   #5949
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But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.
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Old 03-25-2020, 10:46 AM   #5950
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It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes.

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Old 03-25-2020, 11:44 AM   #5951
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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Old 03-25-2020, 11:53 AM   #5952
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'...WE CAN'T CREMATE BODIES FAST ENOUGH...'
If you're planted six feet under, you're maintaining the recommended distance. Should be OK.
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:22 PM   #5953
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

Attachment 70108
I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:23 PM   #5954
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That's because you're the real deal bro.
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:56 PM   #5955
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I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society.

I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now...
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